• @randon31415@lemmy.world
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    391 month ago

    Lister: “Rimmer, death isn’t the handicap it used to be in the olden days. It doesn’t screw your career up like it used to.”

    Rimmer: “That’s what they say, Lister, but if you had two people coming for a job and one of them was dead, which one would you pick?”

    Lister “It depends which is better qualified.”

    Rimmer “Bullpats. When was the last time you saw a dead newsreader?”

    Lister “Channel 27 had a hologram reading the news.”

    Rimmer “Oh. Groovy, funky Channel 27. Big smegging deal. You livies hate us deadies.”