A man accidentally shot himself in the foot while trying to kill a cockroach in an unlucky and unfortunate series of events.
    • @MajorHavoc@programming.devEnglish
      8•14 days ago

      “Chief! It was a giant swarm of bees, chief! Would you believe it? A hundred giant bees, with automatic weapons!”

      “I find that hard to believe, Agent 86.”

      “Would you believe a three very large spiders, armed with rifles?”

      “…”

      “Would you believe…a cricket with a derringer?”