• Scrubbles
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    5911 months ago

    No, Microsoft Probably Isn’t Going To Buy Valve

    Clickbait.

    • @teawrecks@sopuli.xyz
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      411 months ago

      It also acts like $16 billion is both not enough, and a cartoonishly large amount. Meanwhile, Activision blizzard was just purchased by msft for $69 billion.

  • @soulsource@discuss.tchncs.de
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    3111 months ago

    Acquisitions felt kinda cool when Microsoft was dishing them out like nobody’s business prior to the pandemic.

    No, it did not. Consolidation usually is bad for employees and customers, and anyone who hasn’t been living under a rock for the last 150 years has had plenty of opportunities to observe this.

  • guyrocket
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    2311 months ago

    Fuckin SHUT UP!

    We don’t want to give those MS assholes ANY ideas.

  • Plume (she/her)
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    11 months ago

    I could come up with a thousand reasons as to why this would never happen. Hell, I could even argue that the whole Steam Deck’s existence comes from a series of decisions that Valve made out of hatred for Microsoft. So, yeah, it’s not happening.

    Still though, as a thought experiment, imagining a world where tomorrow, Steam is owned by Microsoft, it’s… interesting, to say the least. In the most horrifying way possible, but interesting nonetheless. Quite frankly, I can’t imagine anything worse happening for video games. Like to me, this is what a video game apocalypse sounds like.

    • @CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
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      411 months ago

      Still though, as a thought experiment, imagining a world where tomorrow, Steam is owned by Microsoft, it’s… interesting, to say the least. In the most horrifying way possible, but interesting nonetheless. Quite frankly, I can’t imagine anything worse happening for video games. Like to me, this is what a video game apocalypse sounds like.

      Yarr. ☠️

  • JokeDeity
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    1411 months ago

    Here’s why anyone who thought that was happening is a dumbass: because obviously.

  • Melody Fwygon
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    1311 months ago

    Gabe Newell knows that any potential buyer will run Valve into the ground. Thus he already promised too long ago that he would never sell or let Valve go public.

    Considering how many game studios that Microsoft just killed off in the last 3 years alone; they’re never going to be worthy of buying Valve.

            • @GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca
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              511 months ago

              Lmao they laid off 1900 from Activision Blizzard last year and shuttered multiple XBox game studios this month! Sure, I suppose they could all just hang around and work as volunteers, but I suspect they’ll be doing that exodus thing.

              • @madkarlsson@beehaw.org
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                110 months ago

                Mass firing is not an exodus. Exodus is when people are fleeing, and generally in terms of liberation. Firing people is just firing people

                • @GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca
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                  110 months ago

                  No definition I’ve ever heard requires an exodus to be initiated by the people leaving. Also, if you read the comment that started all this, I was explicit that I didn’t mean employee-led. So thanks for stopping by weeks later to display your ignorance and/or lack of reading comprehension.

  • @tombruzzo@lemm.ee
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    511 months ago

    I’m still mad about what Microsoft did to Rare and think about what the Nintendo landscape would look like if it never happened

    • Queen HawlSera
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      310 months ago

      The story I heard was they bought Rare thinking this would give the rights to Donkey Kong, and when they realized this wasn’t the case after the fact, they basically threw them into the Kinect mine, which later became the Sea of Thieves mine.

  • Queen HawlSera
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    410 months ago

    If Valve was a publicly traded company, Steam would have turned to shit ages ago.