Instructions unclear, ate the puppy.
I think we’re supposed to name you now?
I suggest “Rover Cloxworth Van Puppyeater”
Taquito
Fits pretty well if you ask me…
Cheese Stick ain’t a terrible name tho
Ibuprofen
Wood glue.
As long as it’s non-toxic.
Mmm. Tacky. Now with a new non-toxic formula.
Wood-fired pizza ?
All I do is crunch numbers and eat wood glue. No pizza.
Puppy
Hush Puppy.
That’s not what you ate, that’s what you said when you ate it.
My left leg.
(If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)
Shuffle one letter over to dessert island and you’ll be good for a bit.
I don’t know why you went for the left. Plenty of meat left on the right one. We’ll send a team out in a month.
Richard!
please be referring to dick
Banh mi
Fuck I want a banh mi
Ass
Totino’s Pizza Rolls
Such a cute ham sandwich 🥹
Puppy 🗿
Kefir
Technically I drank it but it was thick so it was my meal
How THICC
Cock
