• nukeM
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      11 months ago

      The Tiger I Ausf. D “Drippenwagen” was a prototype variant of the Tiger I heavy tank. Development was started in 1938 by Henschel & Sohn following orders from the Führer for a “riced out tiger” that would “take the allies to gapplebees”. The Drippenwagen featured a lowered suspension, widened “Überostostostketten” tracks, improved aerodynamics, the silhouette of a large brick, and a new twin-turbo flat-twelve powerplant from Porsche. “Secret documents” claim the engine produced 9000 horsepower and could bring the Drippenwagen from a standstill to 100 km/h in 1.1 seconds. Only one example of the design was built in 1942. Unconfirmed reports say the Drippenwagen “blew up 1000000 allied tanks” and “single-handedly took the Western Front in 2 days” before the driver of the tank stepped on the gas pedal too hard and flew the Drippenwagen to the moon.

  • @teddy2021@sh.itjust.works
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    1011 months ago

    Fuck it, go for broke and break out some landkreuzers. Run over the smaller tanks when you run out of ammo. Consume their souls for a reload.

  • JoYo
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    711 months ago

    Why because it has a spoiler? Why, because it has a spoiler.