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Maven (famous) to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 10 months ago

If C++ wore pants

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If C++ wore pants

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  • @rbn@sopuli.xyz
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    If I were C++, I’d wear my pants like that.Pants are pulled over both ends of the uppercase C with one leg going to each of the plus characters.

    On the opposite ends of the plus characters I’d put my shoes obviously.

    • @0ops@lemm.ee
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      10•10 months ago

      You didn’t even finish

    • Victor
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      9•10 months ago

      I will allow this.

  • Nougat
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    30•10 months ago

    The code is stored in the balls.

  • AggressivelyPassive
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    13•10 months ago

    Prudes…

    Java’s Duke just stands there, fully nude and is giving NullPointerException fucks.

  • @itsathursday@lemmy.world
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    8•10 months ago

    This is so stupid it’s great

  • @Grass@sh.itjust.works
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    6•10 months ago

    I needed this to save my stressful week. thank you.

  • Codex
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    3•10 months ago

    Jrogramming in Jee Plus Plus: A Pragmatic Guide to the 1999 “JnCo” Standard

  • Xanthrax
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    deleted by creator

  • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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    2•10 months ago

    Asking the real questions

  • @Artyom@lemm.ee
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    2•10 months ago

    C wears the pants of the family.

  • @Cipher22@lemmy.world
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    1•10 months ago

    I guess this would depend on if C++ has multiple personality disorder.

  • @ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social
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    Haha, I know this artist from something VERY different.

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