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@LukeChriswalker@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 10 months ago

Do not drink the battery juice

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Do not drink the battery juice

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@LukeChriswalker@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 10 months ago
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  • macniel
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    32•10 months ago

    but, it has electrolytes?!

    • CaptainBlagbird
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      Batteries got what humans crave!

      • qaz
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        10•10 months ago

        It’s the one and only true energy drink

    • @cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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      9•10 months ago

      Wait its lithium

      • massive_bereavement
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        4•10 months ago

        Was this an actual quote from Scott’s tots?

        • @cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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          4•10 months ago

          As we live and breath

    • @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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      1•10 months ago

      It’s what plants crave!

  • @cmhickman358@thelemmy.club
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    13•10 months ago

  • @cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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    How is this not already a top-selling juice box/energy drink can?

    Edit: call it MotörOil

  • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    9•10 months ago

    You can’t tell me what to do.

  • Altima NEO
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    Fine, I don’t want it anyway. I have this bone hurting juice to drink.

    BRB

    Edit

    Owwie oof my bones

  • @Mechanize@feddit.it
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    8•10 months ago

    It says it can lead to health issues… Not that it will… soooo…

  • Diplomjodler
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    7•10 months ago

    The fun police are at it again!

  • @GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world
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    6•10 months ago

    Everyone knows that the glow stick juice is where it’s at.

    • @Sanguine_Sasquatch@lemmy.world
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      5•10 months ago

      It’s got what rave baes crave

  • Snot Flickerman
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    5•10 months ago

    GOOD NEWS! BATTERY JUICE!

  • @thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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    4•10 months ago

    This stuff is bangin

  • @son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    4•10 months ago

    If we’re not supposed to drink it then why is there a straw?

  • @BearGun@ttrpg.network
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    3•10 months ago

    But… just a little? As a treat?

    • @LukeChriswalker@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      1•10 months ago

      No! Highly Toxic! Health issues!

  • @Reddfugee42@lemmy.world
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    3•10 months ago

    DON’T FAUCI ME WHAT TO DO!

  • @Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    2•10 months ago

    “Big juice doesn’t want you to know this simple trick”

  • Scribbd
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    2•10 months ago

    But what about battery hurting juice?

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