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nukeM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 9 months ago

BREAKING NEWS: NATO has fallen.

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BREAKING NEWS: NATO has fallen.

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nukeM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 9 months ago
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  • BombOmOm
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    58•9 months ago

    I have drawn myself as the chad, and you as the soyjak.

  • @Synthuir@lemmy.ml
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    39•9 months ago

    No wonder it had to be against a dummy; guy didn’t telegraph that punch, he fucking etched it into stone and sent it on camel back the long way ‘round.

    • rockkicker
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      • square up to target making angry eyes to intimidate them
      • step back into range
      • look at fist to make sure it’s still there at the end of your arm
      • wind body up for maximum beyblade power
      • make contact with target using the side of your wrist
      • @RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works
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        • leave your off-hand down at your waist, maintaining defense is for weak bitches
      • @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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        8•9 months ago

        Goddamn, it’s just gets worse and worse as you break it down. Why would you do a hand check like that?

  • @SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world
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    32•9 months ago

    How Russia imagined the Special Military Operation would go.

  • @zerosignal@lemmy.world
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    31•9 months ago

    Why would he punch an unarmed man like that? Especially when the unarmed man wasn’t even wearing pants?

    • @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      6•9 months ago

      He must have had a washing machine.

  • Tar_Alcaran
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    24•9 months ago

    Sigh, Russia has regressed to the point where they can’t afford straw for their strawmen.

  • @Damage@feddit.it
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    17•9 months ago

    Not depicted: a hundred mannequins later overrunning the area and razing the place to the ground

  • @YeetPics@mander.xyz
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    14•9 months ago

    Most stiff-wristed tankie.

    Must have a wrist brace on lmao

    • @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      2•9 months ago

      Comparing Western Stalin fans to the actual Russians just feeds into their narrative, honestly. They’re a bunch of goofy conspiracy guys, that’s it.

      • @YeetPics@mander.xyz
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        2•9 months ago

        IDC about the details, their advanced Russian training is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year, and I read yogthos’ posts!

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    removed by mod

    • @YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world
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      F

  • @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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    My shitty translation:

    NATO vs the landing

    Happy holidays (?) to all who participate (muscles emoji)

    I did look that up to double check, I assume it’s in the “Independence Day” sense.

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    deleted by creator

  • @BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world
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    2•9 months ago

    Looks like some good weather to be strolling about in just a short bathrobe.

  • @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    2•9 months ago

    We got him.

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