The original, unmodified text, for those who care:
The horngus of a dongfish, which is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).[420]
Really not that much different, to be honest
Horngus of a Dongfish is something different. What is the abomination in the picture?
This cannot be real
Sounds exactly like the names I would come up with breathing 20% nitrous oxide for a few hours…
And that’s how you make a plumbus!
Nature, uh, finds it’s ways.
Everyone has a plumbus in their home. First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then…repurposed for later batches. They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it…and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There’s several hizzards in the way. The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the…plubis, and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with…a regular old plumbus.
Inspiring, so many new insults to try out
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