Then you got to go to church if you want to stay out of hell. God just fucking hates us.
God is a capitalist
I would have said god is a fascist. There’s a real “do what I’ve decided is best for you, or there will be hell to pay” (pun intended) vibe throughout his interactions with humanity.
But he does always seem to need money, so maybe you have a point.
Sometimes they’re not that far apart.
Yeah, the fascists currently in control of the GOP are very much capitalists too, for example.
He himself does not need money, he’s just too stingy to finance his representatives on earth raping children.
Why not both?
(Couldn’t coun a proper portmanteu)
God is in real estate… Satan is a capitalist… Jesus just saves…
Isn’t jesus also god? Like his son but also him?
I’m pretty sure Satan is a merchantilist.
A workday was also like 4 hours or less in biblical times though.
The idea that people in the past worked long, grueling hours due to lack of technology is a myth. People had way more free time in those days.
I’ve heard this a few times and wholeheartedly believe it. But I don’t know any sources, when I’m asked. Do you happen to know any?
Smoke meth: hail Satan: raise hell: and praise Dale 🤘
Smoke grass, eat ass, and get out of the left lane to let others pass!
I wish my industry had unions lol
Start talking to your coworkers!
Even if you don’t convince your workplace to unionize, you’re laying the groundwork for the next person who tries.
That’s true, but it’s easier said than done. As someone who already experienced job loss once this year, I’m not looking to go through with it again. I have to look out for myself and my family first, unfortunately.
you can always have it in the back of your head and prepare for a future optimised rollout / means to be anonymous
God doesn’t exist.
And in a few more decades neither will unions. I’d laugh if it wasn’t so sad.
Wait how do you know?
Somehow the reddit athiest gang is even worse here lol
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It is not a shock whatsoever. Religion isn’t called the Opiods of the masses because it serves no purpose. Surgery before Opiod derived medicines was insanely painful, and Opoids completely changed that and revolutionized surgical practices. While at the same time destroying countless lifes due to its addictive qualities. The analogy isnt dismissing the power of Religion or God. More so contextualizing its place in society and trying to find a healthy relationship in stead of a toxic one.
Can you and the tankies just have a cage match on another instance the rest of us can defederate from? Pretty please?
You are saying most people on this site are communists?
Let me rephrase. “There is no evidence that god exists”. Better?
No.
Can someone link actual facts of this info so I can argue it with my boomer family that doesn’t get it?
When they tell you that your lazy and expect to have everything handed to you, this is what they mean.
You are savage… but truthfully
“I ain’t seen a white man beat like that since Abraham Lincoln… dude.”
ROFL
Is there a source for this quote? My googling failed me
It’s a meme. Dale Earnhardt (probably) didn’t say tthat.
Yeahhh. That writing, too, lmao. As a Carolinian, the little faded “comrade” was a good one. Down to earth and huge hearted as he was said to be, I don’t think the christian republican co-owner of Dale Earnhardt Inc. is your friendski, pal
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Best I can do is this Wikipedia article.
It’s from It’s part of a comedy bit by Keith Lowell Jensen.
And god put the weekend on saturday
So, you can still thank god it’s friday
(Also Henry Ford, not the unions, made the 5 day work week)
In Germany, it was the unions who made the 5 day work week. So we can still tell God to fuck off and thank our unions like OP intended
I also believe that he wanted to use the extra profits that Ford made to invest into better processes to make the cars cheaper and to increase the wages and conditions of the workers.
Then the share holders sued him saying that he had an obligation to give them their share of the profits and won…
That’s why big corporations always become soulless. They’re forced by the shareholders
So, you can still thank god it’s friday
But which god? Not the Christian one, because Friday is named after Freya, a Norse god. And Saturday was named after Saturn, a Roman god.
In Hebrew the days are named after numbers (day 1-7)
I like the facts, but know nothing about Dale Earnhardt. Was he not a typical Republican?
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It’s hard to say, while he did grow up stuck in a western town, outside of racing there’s not much else known about his life outside of what’s been show by him and his son.
You can’t make assumptions based on the stereotypes.
I know, that’s why I’m asking, for all I know he was very liberal. I’m not a NASCAR guy by any stretch and don’t know anything about these guys, but I know what the fans tend to be like.
Yeah, seconded. He’s in a business surrounded by right wingers and right wing fans. It would be highly unlikely that he didn’t lean hard right, but sometimes these guys surprise you. Like Garth Brooks being a super-popular country singer back in the day but being very liberal - of course that political stance wasn’t talked about at all during the height of his fame.
News to me. I don’t know anything about Brooks beyond that he sounds like every other country music guy, so I definitely just painted him with the same brush as what I know about the rest.
He has a sister who is a lesbian and is really accepting.
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Did I miss an internet? What’s with all the Dale memes lately?
For Dale it is done.
👌👍 comrade
/C/theLeftCantMeme
For real, this is some boomer tier material right here.
Yeah but team sports and all, they’ll still pretend it’s great. There’s a ton of braindead leftist crap on this site.
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Didn’t this dude work every Sunday?
The Intimidator and his 'stache are quite right here
Love ya
I thank Pope Gregory XIII who introduced calendar according to which today is Friday.
