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@Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Said this to my boss once, we laughed right to the unemployment office.

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Said this to my boss once, we laughed right to the unemployment office.

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@Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • ComradeSharkfucker
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    36•2 years ago

    My boss is a coke addict so I think I’d be fine

    • @AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world
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      Shit, when I used to grow the devil’s lettuce (till power got exorbitantly expensive) I was supplying my boss and half my coworkers at no charge.

      In my experience, weed brings people together!

      • ComradeSharkfucker
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        16•2 years ago

        Try growing mushrooms. Much less energy requirements lol

        • tryptaminev 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺
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          weed helps surviving customer interactions on the phone, mushrooms dont really make works possible at all, because you know this cloud over there looks really fascinating. it reminds me of that time, when i was at that lake and woah did you just see that ray of light?

          • @Confused_Emus@lemmy.world
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            4•2 years ago

            Try microdosing.

        • @AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world
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          3•2 years ago

          I’m actually working in it, I only recently discovered them!

      • @Something_Complex@lemmy.world
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        The fact that you just called it the devil’s lettuce makes me think you didn’t

        • @Thcgrasscity@lemmy.caOP
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          My lettuces keep growing these sticks am i doing it right.

        • @AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world
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          You don’t have to think! You can just search my name and watch my videos on my old YouTube channel, I haven’t uploaded since I turned off the tents, so it’s a bit of a time capsule.

  • defunct_punk
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    removed by mod

  • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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    26•2 years ago

    No judge on smoking but be professional at work.

    • @Confused_Emus@lemmy.world
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      9•2 years ago

      works from home

  • @KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    12•2 years ago

    “Yeah my dog got into it with a skunk, I can’t get rid of the damn smell.”

  • @curiousaur@reddthat.com
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    5•2 years ago

    I’m a software engineer, I literally vape at my desk.

    • BruceTwarzen
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      1•2 years ago

      Thanks for living the dream

  • @BeezKnuts@lemmy.world
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    1•2 years ago

    Usually I don’t tell people they smell like weed because I want them to think I’m judging them for smoking weed. I tell them because they smell like a skunk died wearing their clothes and I want them to do something about it.

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