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TechCodex to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

How do I install anti-virus on my shoes?

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How do I install anti-virus on my shoes?

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TechCodex to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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    29•2 years ago

    I have a pair of Linux ones, but I had to make them myself, and then everyone told me I was wearing the wrong brand, and that theirs is better. The Apple ones were even worse, though. I had to buy proprietary feet just to wear them, and when I broke my foot my doctor told me that he wasn’t certified to repair it.

    • SuperDuper
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      2 years ago

      I tried to install Linux on an old pair of Nikes and I have never once gotten Bluetooth to work.

  • sunnie
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    8•2 years ago

    please say these aren’t real

    • Link.wav [he/him]
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      4•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

  • @guriinii@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    Infected with Windows.

  • @Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca
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    5•2 years ago

    I know dr sholes makes anti bacterial, maybe start there

  • @Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    4•2 years ago

    Don’t mind the virus have you installed Microsoft edge? Microsoft edge has great features such as Microsoft syponing more data from your pc etc. Microsoft bullshit

  • Andrew
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    4•2 years ago

    You’re right, it’s too late now.

  • @30p87@feddit.de
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    3•2 years ago

    Simple, just visit shoebuntu.com

  • @lugal@lemmy.ml
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    2•2 years ago

    Sanitizer

  • WaitingFast
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    2•2 years ago

    Nice, Blue shoes.

  • @Rachel@derp.foo
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    1•2 years ago

    It’s already endpoint protection.

  • z500
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    They already do. But every now and then when you try to put them on they won’t lift off the floor because they’re installing that update you’ve been putting off.

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