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Hofmaimaier to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

crave definitely...

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crave definitely...

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Hofmaimaier to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • GiantFloppyCock
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    65•2 years ago

    why the hell are we watermarking memes here?

    • TWeaK
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      22•2 years ago

      thatsthejoke.jpg

      I mean, surely the meme itself wasn’t the joke. That would be terrible.

      • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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        6•2 years ago

        In retrospect, it’s probably best not to put the watermark in the final panel.

        • @Mothra@mander.xyz
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          2•2 years ago

          A good spot would be behind the word " sentient", so that you can read join lemmy faintly above it. This would discourage lazy people from removing or altering it

      • @CabbageRelish@midwest.social
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        2•2 years ago

        Nah, the worst part is it’s not even original. This has been getting passed around for about a year.

    • @Sylver@lemmy.world
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      13•2 years ago

      Campaign to get more internet dweebs to join us Lemmy dweebs

  • Steamboat Hedgie
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    52•2 years ago

    It should be like the dinosaur appliances in The Flintstones that say “it’s a living”

    • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      “This job sucks!”

      • @Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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        5•2 years ago

        This job is shitty

  • candyman337
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    36•2 years ago

    IF YOU GO IN ME, YOU DIE

    Image

  • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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    22•2 years ago

    *sapient. If it were merely sentient it could sense the bodily waste, but would be incapable of feeling any way about it.

    • @5C5C5C@programming.dev
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      46•2 years ago

      This is a rare case where sentient is being used correctly. Sentient beings do have feelings, e.g. dogs and cats are sentient and can have cravings and even feel hate.

      Sapient means having enough intellect to understand and reason about the situation. The post doesn’t actually require that.

      • PorkRollWobbly
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        7•2 years ago

        So we’ve got a lot of Homo sentients out there then?

        • @JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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          6•2 years ago

          Damn, as savage as they are

      • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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        6•2 years ago

        Kind of a grey area, so I’ll allow it.

  • Steve Anonymous
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    20•2 years ago

    We should watermark everything now

    Join Lemmy.org ™

    • TimeSquirrel
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      8•2 years ago

      No. Memes are for the people. No brands, no watermarks. Putting logos and trademarks on everything to indicate who they belong to is what corporations do.

      Besides, I’m not even ON lemmy, yet I can post here too.

      • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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        6•2 years ago

        They are for the people, but what’s the problem with showing where a meme originated from?

        • @imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee
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          4•2 years ago

          They all originate from either a goth teenager or some 40yr old in his parents basement. Why give credit to a random posting platform?

          • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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            4•2 years ago

            Why not?

          • @Mothra@mander.xyz
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            2•2 years ago

            It’s more about calling people to join, not about claiming authorship from my perspective

  • Izzy
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    15•2 years ago

    Whatever increases the net happiness in the world. 🙂

    • @rmuk@feddit.uk
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      5•2 years ago

      A utilitarian, eh? So, a group of men with runaway diarrhea are going to shit in five toilets who do not want to be shit in. You have no way of stopping them, but if you pull a lever they will instead be diverted to a single toilet-that-does-not-want-to-be-shit-in. What is the correct action to take in this scenario?

      • @Reddit_Is_Trash@reddthat.com
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        6•2 years ago

        All, the natural evolution to the trolly-problem

      • @Mothra@mander.xyz
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        2•2 years ago

        Damn. We have a different problem here, the group of army men don’t want to shit together in the same toilet.

        I never thought of the trolley problem with a sentient trolley

      • Izzy
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        To shit on something that isn’t sentient that doesn’t want to be shit on. Possibly the ground where it can be used as fertilizer for plants.

  • Cyborganism
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    13•2 years ago

    It would react like the robot in the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy.

    • @Toribor@corndog.social
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      19•2 years ago

      The doors in HHGTTG are extremely satisfied to perform their job. They are very happy to open and close for you and let out a very small happy sigh when completing their tasks.

      Imagine if you took a nasty dump and the toilet let out a satisfied “Ahhhhhhh…”

      • Cyborganism
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        3•2 years ago

        Hahahahahaha

      • HofmaimaierOP
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        1•2 years ago

        New fetish unlocked!

        Great, now I gonna find this doors…

  • Ugly Bob
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    I would like it to be dejectedly resigned to its shitty job just like I am, thank you.

  • @RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de
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    12•2 years ago

    I will downvote any watermarked meme

    • @kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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      17•2 years ago

      What difference does that make to you?

      • TWeaK
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        13•2 years ago

        Dude some of us appreciate saving and sharing a crisp meme. Watermarks are the antithesis of that, for a number of reasons.

        But I can’t tell if this watermark is ironic or not.

        • JackbyDev
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          11•2 years ago

          All of my watermarks are organic, non-GMO and grown in my home garden.

          • gullible
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            3•2 years ago

            If it wasn’t created by Mark, can it really be called a watermark?

            • @kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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              3•2 years ago

              All real watermarks come from the watermark region in France. Otherwise it’s called a sparkling transparent logo.

              • @Mothra@mander.xyz
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                3•2 years ago

                That doesn’t sound french but I’ll allow it

                • @kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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                  3•2 years ago

                  It’s spelled “wauteuoxmarque”, so…

  • @rmuk@feddit.uk
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    10•2 years ago

    Isn’t this a thing from Hitchhiker’s Guide? IIRC there’s a company that creates sentient, emotional AIs and installs them into things like doors and elevators to make them enjoy their jobs and make the appliances even more useful… but everyone just ends up hating them?

    • @Mischala@lemmy.nz
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      8•2 years ago

      Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? Cause I don’t.

  • @Macropolis@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

  • @kinther@lemmy.world
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    8•2 years ago

    I’m pretty sure George would want the toilet to hate it

  • @blackn1ght@feddit.uk
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    8•2 years ago

    What if the toilet played ads at you based on the food you shit out, where you can’t flush the toilet until it’s finished?

    • @federated_toast@lemm.ee
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      7•2 years ago

      Please drink verification can to continue

    • @MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      I think that’s a different question and I hate it. I’d rather shit in a hole in the floor before using a toilet with mandatory ads.

      Literally would shit on the stall door if I saw that in public. Fuck forced ads.

    • @lichtmetzger@feddit.de
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      2•2 years ago

      Oh god. Imagine taking the biggest shit of your life, almost passing out just from the smell.

      And then the ad service goes down…

      • @Toribor@corndog.social
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        4•2 years ago

        Please reconnect to a network to resume flushing.

        Contact your plumbing administrator.

  • @friendlysort@lemm.ee
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    7•2 years ago

    “No. Do not throw away. I give you happy poopy time.”

    -overly expensive Japanese toilet

    • @rentableantiquely@lemmy.ml
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      2•2 years ago

      Sorry, you know to much…

  • @gibmiser@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    This scene comes to mind… https://youtu.be/F7o8KuJKizs?si=34KudkyM_hTZ5Ldf

    • @helixdaunting@lemm.ee
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      3•2 years ago

      First thing I thought of, as well. That scene gave me nightmares as a child.

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