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The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 6 months ago

It just doesn't make sense

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It just doesn't make sense

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The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 6 months ago
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  • the_weez
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    57•6 months ago

    This is offensive to my people’s culture.

    • Orbituary
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      6•6 months ago

      Relax, Pauly Shore.

    • @BakerBagel@midwest.social
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      2•6 months ago

      Yeah dude, this is hate week. I don’t want to see any posts about that state up north.

      • the_weez
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        1•6 months ago

        Minnesota?

        • @BakerBagel@midwest.social
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          2•6 months ago

          The state referenced in the OP. It’s Thanksgiving week, which means The Game is on Saturday. I hate those bastards up north like an Arsenal fan hates the Hot Spurs.

          • the_weez
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            3•6 months ago

            Oh, that makes sense. Nobody likes Ohio.

  • modifier
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    31•6 months ago

    Lefty erasure

    • konalt
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      6 months ago

      but that’s a left hand

      edit: realised literally 5 seconds after I posted this what you meant, I am big dumb

      • @0ops@lemm.ee
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        9•6 months ago

        Apparently I’m big dummer. I don’t get it

        • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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          4•6 months ago

          I’m in the same boat, a leftie and still don’t get it 🤷‍♀️

          • konalt
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            10•6 months ago

            wait i’ve also gone back to not understanding what

            • @someacnt_@lemmy.world
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              5•6 months ago

              Are we ever going to get the answer?

              • modifier
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                15•6 months ago

                I made the comment and I am wracking my brain for what I originally meant.

                I think what happened is this: I, a left-handed person, incorrectly identified the Michigan mitten as being a left-handed mitten rather than a unisex (for hands), and then I mistakenly misidentified the actual hand itself as being a right hand.

                With these two thunderously incorrect facts in hand, I made a joke that implies that ‘of course a righty dominated world would be unable to even see how a left-handed mitten could be mitten shaped.’

                Only it was a confusing joke because (a) a common feature of mittens is that they can fit on either hand and (b) the hand in the mitten was a left hand anyway.

                At least I think that’s what happened. I was pretty high then, and well, I’m pretty high now too.

                • @0ops@lemm.ee
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                  9•6 months ago

                  Fucking hell this thread has me lmao

                • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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                  5•6 months ago

                  this is such a reminder that 90% of internet mysteries are just high/drunk people being silly lmao

  • Mr. Satan
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    20•6 months ago

    He’s got two hands and both of them are left

    • @the_tab_key@lemmy.world
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      He’s got two left hand that can’t flip over.

    • @bitchkat@lemmy.world
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      2•6 months ago

      and can only be held with the palm facing you.

  • @Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world
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    19•6 months ago

    What about all the land that looks like it should be part of Wisconsin?

    • @Shortstack@reddthat.com
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      30•6 months ago

      Michigan was a state first, suck it cheesehead

      • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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        5•6 months ago

        I wouldn’t push them.

        If you anger them, they can will the Cheese Blockage aside, and go full auto.

        • @drcobaltjedi@programming.dev
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          5•6 months ago

          We have the advantage for going full auto, we have motor city.

          • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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            2•6 months ago

            Or what’s left of it.

      • @bitchkat@lemmy.world
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        1•6 months ago

        Both of you can suck it.

    • @ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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      12•6 months ago

      That was a brilliant trade by Michigan to get rid of Toledo and get something in exchange.

    • dditty
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      8•6 months ago

      I have honestly never had the thought that the U.P. should be part of WI until reading your message. Lol

      • @bitchkat@lemmy.world
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        2•6 months ago

        Isle Royal should at least be part of MN.

    • frustrated_phagocytosis
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      7•6 months ago

      You mean all that Wisconsin that the Yoopers should absorb

  • @wick@lemm.ee
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    9•6 months ago

    https://media2.giphy.com/media/1iTWUiw69nHitij6/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952qkofvo6kebe7y4y0uu4vmp51xvtlnmgmsa5t70ec&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

    My phone app can’t embed images ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      2•6 months ago

      You can do ![](link)

  • @unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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    6•6 months ago

    They say even cowgirls get the blues

  • @pyrflie@lemm.ee
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    6•6 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • @LetKCater2U@sh.itjust.works
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    5•6 months ago

    I thought the picture was of a muscular arm punching a hand

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    4•6 months ago

    Linear vision is an epidemic in this country

  • TeoTwawki
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    4•6 months ago

    when you include the upper peninsula Michigan looks like someone calling time-out … while wearing mittens.

    also I don’t get all the talk of left or right handed. turn the same hand over to like at the back instead of the palm and the “wrong hand” would then fit?

  • The Pantser
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    4•6 months ago

    Real question is. Do you point to your palm or the back of your hand?

  • @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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    3•6 months ago

    Bold move not putting the UP on this. If Wisconsin wasn’t so wasted and full of cheese they might have done something about it.

  • @ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    Oven mitten. Though personally I think it’s more of a crab claw

  • @Infomatics90@lemmy.ca
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    3•6 months ago

    it looks like a crab hand. too bad there’s no crabs in the lake.

    • @todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee
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      deleted by creator

      • @Infomatics90@lemmy.ca
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        3•6 months ago

        oh well :/

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