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@Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

And pizza, cant forget pizza.

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And pizza, cant forget pizza.

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@Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • SharkEatingBreakfast
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    75•2 years ago

    Referring to another human being as “leftovers”

    • apotheotic (she/her)
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      8•2 years ago

      And like, the setup for the “joke” isn’t even reasonable. They came up with the punchline that single moms are leftovers (dehumanising as fuck) and then the best context was “2 dating people are texting about leftovers lmao” good lord

      • SharkEatingBreakfast
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        inb4 people start saying “lol taking a joke too seriously”

        Is it cool to make dehumanizing jokes about men with mental health issues? Men with disabilities? Disadvantaged men who are struggling? Can I imply that they’re less of a person or don’t have any value because of their circumstances?

        If you think about it for more than a second, it’s pretty fucked up.

    • @Catsrules@lemmy.ml
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      1•2 years ago

      Cannibalism isn’t OK.

  • @PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES@sh.itjust.works
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    58•2 years ago

    The whole premise of this joke is ridiculous. Leftovers are worth eating most of the time. Waste is fucking horrible. I can’t stand people who throw food out instead of saving and eating it. I literally make food in advance sometimes to be eaten later.

    • @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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      To add to that, leftovers should only exist when they’re planned leftovers, otherwise a person should start evaluating their grocerie shopping habits

    • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      I agree most of the time but, sometimes, you just cant. Leftover salad? No. Leftover mayo? no. leftover, already half eaten sea food? NoNo.

  • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    28•2 years ago

    That’s not true. They don’t need to be single to be worth eating if you’re brave.

    Also pizza and chinese

    • @WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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      7•2 years ago

      I prefer pizza and Japanese

    • @blindbunny@lemmy.ml
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      3•2 years ago

      They’re called Italians.

  • @JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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    11•2 years ago

    Seems like that would lead to a lot of food waste…

  • @MNByChoice@midwest.social
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    10•2 years ago

    Is this a sex joke, cannibal joke, or does someone literally love food prepared by single Moms?

    • @holycrap@lemm.ee
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      7•2 years ago

      Sex joke. “Eating out” is just slang for cunnilingus.

      • @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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        14•2 years ago

        I do consider myself somewhat of a cunning linguist.

        • @i3c8XHV@aussie.zone
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          3•2 years ago

          You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater

  • @clearedtoland@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    Forget MILFS. We got MILES.

    • @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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      10•2 years ago

      Meals. I. Like. Eating. Still.

    • Nightwatch Admin
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      O’Brien? Is that you?

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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    6•2 years ago

    Guys calm down, I think I get it. The joke is that spoiled misogynists do not get laid.

  • Endorkend
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    5•2 years ago

    Spaghetti are awesome leftovers. (so are most pastas)

    • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Spaghetti also goes great in single moms.

  • @SeramisV@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1•2 years ago

    I give my leftovers to my volcarona

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