This is so over the top that it loops back around and I love it now actually
…yeah, my inner twelve-year-old would rock this house so hard: blockbuster party friday night, cartoons saturday morning, bike ride to the candy store then GI joes in the backyard saturday afternoon, SNICK followed by staying up way too late playing D+D saturday night, more D+D sunday morning, then jetski rides and a hot dog cookout before wrapping up the weekend with amazing stories, the young indiana jones chronicles, star trek, and finally falling asleep in my bunk bed…
Same. I bet you’re always seeing something new since every flat surface is covered in something.
Apart from the urinal. Plain steel, no embellishment. And the sauna - plain wood, not even a carving or a ceramic tile.
I imagine carvings in a sauna would be a bad idea because the hot and humid room can easily fuck up wood. Also if you ever need to clean the sauna good luck cleaning carvings. Ceramic tiles also have to be very deliberate in it’s usage. You put them anywhere besides the floor and you get hot plates ready to burn your skin off and if you put them on the floor you get a nice slippery surface.
When it comes to saunas you can’t really go wrong with wood. It’s not fancy but it’s super functional.
Me: 209 photos? There can’t be that many details… Oh my.
I’m prepared to let them off as there are two slides and the dining table is a Viking ship.
I kinda love it. I don’t think I’d want to live there, but it looks amazingly creative.
I agree ! There are a lot of cool things in there. I still think this is a ridiculous size for a house, but it fits the overall theme I guess.
This is what renaissance people thought future would be like
I like the Viking boat room - it’s the one that looks the least like Sheogorath sneezed in it.
Is that a staircase slide? They must have some happy kids
I would like to visit it like a museum, but I would never live here. There’s only 8 square feet out of 12,000 that isn’t infected with visual plague
The tension between exquisite craftsmenship, gaudy, and hoarding is amazing. Every single wall is lined with things, nothing really flows together, and it’s super obvious that the people who built this place, along with a lot of the furniture, were very skilled.
25 Million dollar house, cheap teal vinyl on stainless fridge…
“that’s such a beautiful location! How bad can the inside- oh sweet baby Jesus what’s going on here?”
But to be honest I think I’d rather have this than the soulless minimalistic monochromatic design we see everywhere these days
But to be honest I think I’d rather have this than the soulless minimalistic monochromatic design we see everywhere these days
You mean one of those homes that strives so hard to make it look like nobody lives in it?
That’s the ones.
That “beautiful location” will probably be under water in a few years. Not to mention the shitty government in Florida you would have to put up with if you lived there.
I’m also short about $25 million so it’s all a moot point anyway 🤷♂️
They can just sell to Aquaman.
If a sleeve tattoo was a house
“I want to live in a themed restaurant with shitty, overpriced food, but more.”
I might not want to make the exact same design choices, but I do think the house reflects a lot of the owners’ personalities, in a great way.
Or at least 79 of their personalities!
The interior is… overwhelming… too much input
How much staff you need to keep such mansion clean?
Imagine buying a $25 million dollar house and it has no room for ANY of your shit
In all those million dollar home shows rich people just hop from one property to another without ever needing movers as those houses are all furnished already.
What. the. fuck.
So bad it’s soooo good.
I like how there are ceiling anchors for hanging hammocks, benches, and sex swings from.
I want to eat a heroic dose of LSD and spend the day in that place.
There is a whole ass dinnig table between the stove and the sink. And the cables mess in the pheasant room ? So much space and yet a dual purpose bathroom and kitchen room ? The general arragement feels very… caravan ? vacation rental ? also some highly impractical stuff in there.
However, I am JEALOUS of the storage space. Man, what do you need all of that for ? Also, there seems to be a swan bidet, which is very fun and I genuenely dig the idea of a frog themed bathroom (maybe not this exact one). I can’t bring myself to hate the giraffe chair, it’s very fun. Actually, a fair amount of the decor is fine in isolation, some the carved doors look really nice ! The quantity however, it’s a lot.Which one is the pheasant room?
specifically, picture number 97 not quite on the bottom right corner, along the pillar-type thing.
Wow what kind of ghetto ass shit is that in a house like this. I’m guessing this place is being used as an AirBnB or something.
That’s also the vibe I get.
The sauna looked ok. That’s about the nicest thing I have to say about that monstrosity.
This is objectively a bad sauna
these people are not sauna people.This is what a
sauna can 
if you prioritise the experience.Being a Finn I’ve seen a fair few saunas. The layout is weird, but doesn’t look very bad to me. Pretty close to what you’d expect from a sauna in a house. Of course, with all the money that went into that house and the space available, they could have done a lot better. It’s not fancy in the slightest, unlike the other ones you linked. But it’s recognizable as a basic sauna, which is not a given for American saunas.
Yes, that was my thoughts too.
It was possibly just as bad, but maybe all the paint dried up and flaked off…
