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kersplooshM to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago

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kersplooshM to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago
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  • balderdash
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    18•2 years ago

    I want to wear a cowboy hat but I don’t live in a place where it would be viewed as normal and I don’t want to look like a poser.

    • @PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works
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      19•2 years ago

      If you want to wear a cowboy hat you deserve to wear it. If anyone challenges you, shit on their boots.

      • @PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works
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        3•2 years ago

        The cowboy way.

    • kersplooshOPM
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      16•2 years ago

      You have to be the change you want to see in the world.

    • Aldehyde
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      9•2 years ago

      Do what makes you happy

    • @Gork@lemm.ee
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      9•2 years ago

      I don’t know if appropriation of Texas culture is a thing.

      But I do know that if a traveler puts their cowboy hat in the overhead luggage bin it’s gonna get smooshed.

      • @VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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        5•2 years ago

        Oh! That just reminded me of a documentary I saw once. I don’t know if it was about the Stetson brand. But a hatmaker who makes $1000+ hats, or cubans, or was it bowlers… said he makes them in his home county. And when he travels out to go sell 'em, he said he will stack it all on his head just like this. “Because you don’t want to crush a expensive hat”, to quote.

    • @Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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      7•2 years ago

      It’s like wearing glasses, people who met you after you got glasses will think you look weird without them

    • @zinaer@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      As a Texan, wear it if ya like! Most of us are like any other culture in the world and love to share the things we think makes us special.

  • @Coldgoron@lemmy.world
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    16•2 years ago

    TF2 in real life.

  • ivanafterall
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    9•2 years ago

    Black hat dude doesn’t even dare make eye contact. He knows who the alpha dog is.

  • @CountVon@sh.itjust.works
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    8•2 years ago

    He saw the airline’s checked bag fee for his hatbox and said “Ain’t no way in hell I’m payin’ that.”

  • @bastian_5@sh.itjust.works
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    6•2 years ago

    Texas red, but instead of notches on his pistol, he takes their hats.

    • ivanafterall
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      2 years ago

      He’d better watch out for the sheriff with the big iron on his hip.

      …big iron on his hiiiiiip…

  • TomAwsm
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    4•2 years ago

    Hello there

    • @remotedev@lemmy.ca
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      4•2 years ago

      Hey there mister!

      • @librechad@lemm.ee
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        1•2 years ago

        Good to see ya!

  • AFK BRB Chocolate
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    4•2 years ago

    I’ve never seen a photograph that looked more like a Herman cartoon.

  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝
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    the guy stacked, literally

    • @runswithjedi@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

      • @Gork@lemm.ee
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        2 years ago

        Oh no I have 4,294,967,296 hats on, which is one more than I can handle.

    • @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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      2•2 years ago

      It’s a hat trick

  • I Cast Fist
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    3•2 years ago

    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

  • chillbo_baggins
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    2 years ago

    The Hatsman must hat

  • @chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1•2 years ago

    removed by mod

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