just let it flow and make the bed even warmer.
ITT: bedwetting. please share your experiences below.
Once as a young 4 or 5 year old, I figured I could win against this exact conundrum in the meme and pee just a tiny tiny bit at a time and it would just dry out magically. I figured I could spend the next hour trying to let out lil droplets of pee and not need to go to the bathroom. It didn’t work for some reason.
The joys of perpetually being thirsty as fuck or getting up to pee once in the middle of the night…
Fuck being thirsty though. Fuck getting old too.
You gotta pee just before bed then brush your teeth then pee a little bit more.
But the satisfaction of crawling back into bed knowing you won’t have to get up for hours.
Oh no does widdle baby not wanna get up to pee? Well mommy has a solution, but you’re not gonna like it! Unless you do, and then mommy is going to be very happy with you.
This better not awaken anything in me…
Like your need to pee right away? 🤭
Yes, mummy.
You’ll start making jokes about this, and then it’ll catch up to you. Then you’ll remembee this comment as you and your partner are sat in a pissy bath tub
Romantic
If you just pee in bed, you can stay comfy and it’ll warm you up even more.
Warmth is only temporary.
Cold wetness lasts a long time.
Gatorade bottles. Trusted by truck drivers. Thats why Gatorade has no yellow flavors, and wide mouth jars with beveled edges.
Um
sure touche technically, but dude if your piss looks like that neon then you’ve got bigger issues.
What if it glows in the dark?
A diaper may help.
Or hold off on drinking liquids near your sleep schedule?
Kegels is the solution that’s worked for me.
If you need to pee, you have to just get up and do it. That situation isn’t going to get any better.
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Did you also just wet your bed?
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It’s me right now plus I have cat on my legs sleeping… I can’t move
What if suddenly it got a little warmer…
When I was in the hospital we had pee jars by the bed
