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@Creativity@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 3 months ago

Programmer buys a boat

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Programmer buys a boat

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  • @ninth_plane@lemmy.world
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    89•3 months ago

    I hope it doesn’t Rust

    • @bitcrafter@programming.dev
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      48•3 months ago

      I wouldn’t worry about it given that Rust has issues binding to C++.

      • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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        16•3 months ago

        We all have issues with C++

        • @Busyvar@jlai.lu
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          11•3 months ago

          Yeah, many leaks to expect on this boat.

  • Xanthrax
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    70•3 months ago

    Their eye doctor’s office is called “See Sharp.”

    • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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      11•3 months ago

      Their fishing boat is called Dot Net.

  • _cryptagion [he/him]
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    30•3 months ago

    I have a feeling nobody else at the yacht club got anywhere close to understanding the joke.

    • @tourist@lemmy.world
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      14•3 months ago

      And at a yacht club, I feel like anyone who does get it, is not going to be someone who can’t make a lifelong pacifist throw their first punch.

      Ah, C++! I prefer my engineers use GoogleScript at the company I bought out. I feel like Google is the safest bet. Like, one day Apple and Microsoft might stop updating C++, where now everything is Blockchain and AI based, Google will keep its market share and keep supporting g GoogleScript…

      (He bought a Java Enterprise Consulting company.)

    • @SuperNerd@programming.dev
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      3•3 months ago

      There’s so many friggin nerds sailing that it’s ridiculous. Who else makes so much so as to indulge in such a wildly expensive hobby?

      Never mind the ultra rich nerdy boat names (Bayseienne, Steve Job’s weird thing, the sensible and utilitarian Google barge with all the toys, and Oracle guy’s toys, and on and on), there’s soooooo many more minor nerd boats with names like “Dream SQL” and etc.

  • @5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    27•3 months ago

    compiler better be good.

    also running might be kinda hard.

    I’d prefer memory safety, any kind of overflow sounds bad for production.

  • @Overshoot2648@lemm.ee
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    26•3 months ago

    Wait till it Rusts!

  • GingaNinga
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    16•3 months ago

    sea-word

    • @cook_pass_babtridge@programming.dev
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      1•3 months ago

      The most self-aware yacht name.

  • @x00z@lemmy.world
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    12•3 months ago

    Nice JavaShip

  • @someguy3@lemmy.world
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    11•3 months ago

    That’s a good one.

  • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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    9•3 months ago

    Next time tell the AI to use comic sans.

    • @stingpie@lemmy.world
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      5•3 months ago

      How can you tell this is AI? I don’t see any of the characteristic AI probabilistic blurs, and the reflections & caustics seem right.

      • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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        1•3 months ago

        I’m just guessing. I could be wrong.

  • @orbitz@lemmy.ca
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    8•3 months ago

    Hope there’s a sea minus minus somewhere for whomever that was.

    • @Jumuta@sh.itjust.works
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      4•3 months ago

      and a holy sea

  • @TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz
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    7•3 months ago

    Good for Perl diving, I guess.

  • katy ✨
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    5•3 months ago

    Get rid of the sea word

  • @lemonSqueezy@lemmy.world
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    4•3 months ago

    That’s the second boat, the first one is called plus plus sea.

  • @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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    2•3 months ago

    That’s what you get when you add objects to the sea!

  • @fin@sh.itjust.works
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    1•3 months ago

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