Wow! What an intelligent idea.

“But… but… too soon!” – The NRA

Smart move. Too smart for Americans, though. They simply don’t grasp the simple concept of less guns=less shootings.

“Obviously the right answer here is to loosen the laws and give more people guns!” - USA

“Wait…what?!? You get one little school shooting and you change your laws? Just one?!? That’s just crazy.” – The United States of America

I mean, this is the only rational response.

No country would be collectively dumb enough to not do this, right?

In a relevant way, or in the US way where it wouldn’t have stopped this kind of attack?