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@Gork@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Can't get cancer if you don't have a throat

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Can't get cancer if you don't have a throat

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@Gork@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @foggy@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    I like how “A lump in your neck” isn’t preceded by “have a” like the rest of them. It’s just a lump in your neck.

    You may be at risk of throat cancer if you a lump on your neck.

    • @KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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      17•2 years ago

      I like ignoring the bullets and just reading the rest of the text. “You may be at risk for throat cancer if you get checked now.”

      Can’t get diagnosed with cancer if you never get checked!

      • rockerface 🇺🇦
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        10•2 years ago

        It’s like when I hear “Back in the days there was no cancer and no mental disorders”. Like yeah, people just died randomly and behaved weird and were called possessed and stuff

    • @qisope@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      oh no! i a lump in my neck.

  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    12•2 years ago

    My friend got rid of his throat, it did not seem like very much fun TBH.

    • @The_Mantis@lemmy.world
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      7•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

      • FartsWithAnAccent
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        7•2 years ago

        Fuck cancer, glad she can still chuckle!

  • @outdated_belated@lemmy.sdf.org
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    6•2 years ago

    Covering edge cases in leetcode be like

  • magnetosphere
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    5•2 years ago

    Not sure if the person who made this poster was being pedantic, or if it was intended to make people think, and realize that it could happen to anyone.

    • kspatlas
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      2•2 years ago

      Could also be an error

      • @VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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        2•2 years ago

        Or, to quote the late, great Terry Pratchett: wizard did it.

  • @VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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    5•2 years ago

    Life: it has a 100% mortality rate

  • @argv_minus_one@beehaw.org
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    4•2 years ago

    You also can’t scream, even when you must.

    • @VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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      1•2 years ago

      To paraphrase the Alien tagline: at the oncologist’s office, no one wants to hear you scream.

      (As opposed to most places, where people love it)

  • @sp00nix@lemmy.ml
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    4•2 years ago

    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

  • amio
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    4•2 years ago

    Technically correct - the best kind of correct!

  • @mca@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    They probably forgot to add the word ‘sore’ to throat. Happens to me quite often ;)

  • callyral
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    2•2 years ago

    You may be at risk for throat cancer if you: A lump in your neck.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    2•2 years ago

    Technically correct.

  • @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org
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    2•2 years ago

    Have trouble swallowing food and lump in neck might be the same issue

  • @Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
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    2•2 years ago

    I’m a guy like me!

  • @TIEPilot@lemmy.world
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    1•2 years ago

    Thankfully I have neither!

    • Chariotwheel
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      0•2 years ago

      I have a mouth and I must screen.

      • Mack7400
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        1•2 years ago

        What a terrible day to have a throat.

  • Roundcat
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    1•2 years ago

    https://youtu.be/NJOx7HuVqB0?t=26

    • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      1•2 years ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/NJOx7HuVqB0?t=26

      https://piped.video/NJOx7HuVqB0?t=26

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

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