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@NotSpez@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

We can all be time bending wizards

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We can all be time bending wizards

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@NotSpez@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @DrOfMoo@lemmynsfw.com
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    9•2 years ago

    I always try and open the door before the beep but after the numbers hit zero.

    • @bighatchester@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      I used to do this as a teen when I had late night munchies and didn’t want to wake my foster parents.

  • @job3rg@lemmy.world
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    Put the ring in the microwave, Frodo…

  • @gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de
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    5•2 years ago

    that could be me

  • Eager Eagle
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    5•2 years ago

    I bought the microwave I did because it has a mute feature.

    I honestly don’t know why microwaves need to beep, I don’t miss it at all.

    • @chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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      Ours is the worst. It beeps again like every 10 seconds.

    • @dragonflyteaparty@lemmy.world
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      Ours has a function where you press and hold one of the numbers and it turns off the beeps. Not sure what it is anymore, but most people should be able to look it up and find one for their microwave.

      • Eager Eagle
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        2 years ago

        yes, same thing. It doesn’t work on all ovens though, that’s why I chose one that advertised this as a feature instead of a pro-mw-user ultra-secret cheat code

  • Xusontha
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    Bro what is going on on that table-looks like man took “volcano cake” a little too literally

  • @Hupf@feddit.de
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    3•2 years ago

    He stops it precisely when he means to.

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