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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

This one took me a moment

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This one took me a moment

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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @holycrap@lemm.ee
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    151•2 years ago

    My best guess is that the son has no name (it’s blank where you might expect the name in the last bit of dialog) because his dad deleted his browser history

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      57•2 years ago

      That’s what they’re going for. I had scrolled past this when I found it before it hit me.

      • OpenStars
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        16•2 years ago

        Except that the previous (3rd) sentence ends in no punctuation.

    • @UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca
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      15•2 years ago

      Not worth the effort.

  • LanternEverywhere
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    44•2 years ago

    My friend doesn’t get it. How would you explain it to him?

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      37•2 years ago

      Tell your friend that the son is named after his Dad’s search history.

      • @Psythik@lemm.ee
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        3•2 years ago

        What’s in his search history? His son is named Porn?

        • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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          2 years ago

          No, his name is empty, just like the search history.

          • @tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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            18•2 years ago

            Some jokes are so far-fetched that even if they make you think an arguably funny thought, you can’t believe that that’s the intended punchline because nobody should seriously expect anyone to get it. This is one of those.

            • @RogueBanana@lemmy.zip
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              5•2 years ago

              It immediately clicked for me and liked it, maybe I just need to touch some grass

      • @MataVatnik@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        Deep cut

  • @penquin@lemmy.kde.social
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    17•2 years ago

    I don’t get it

    • @JackLSauce@lemmy.world
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      29•2 years ago

      Hint: the sentence ends on a comma

      • @penquin@lemmy.kde.social
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        11•2 years ago

        Omfg!!! Lol

  • 21Cabbage
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    17•2 years ago

    Duckduckgo users:

  • z500
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    10•2 years ago

    This meme format is so dumb, I love it

  • @BuffLemmyworlder@lemmy.world
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    10•2 years ago

    The fact that you told us it took you a while, it made me instantly get it

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      4•2 years ago

      Haha, I’m glad. Quite a few people in the comments did not.

      • @Jax@sh.itjust.works
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        3•2 years ago

        The fucking comma, god damnit 😂

  • @tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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    8•2 years ago

    Smart man.

  • @robocall@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    What’s the son’s name?

    • @ultimitchow@sh.itjust.works
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      21•2 years ago
      • @CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world
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        8•2 years ago

        You could have at least put a spoiler tag on it!

        • @SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net
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          2 years ago

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