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interolivary to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

Slightly skanky

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Slightly skanky

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  • @Luft@lemm.ee
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    33•2 years ago

    You may wonder, how can something be lightly fucked, but how can something be extra Virgin??

    • interolivaryOP
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      46•2 years ago

      As a programmer and Linux user, I have some ideas as to what an extra virgin is

      • @Luft@lemm.ee
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        9•2 years ago

        You may need some healing ointment for that incredible self burn, might i suggest semi fucked olive oil?

        It will help in two ways

      • Owl
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        5•2 years ago

        A Windows user ?

        • interolivaryOP
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          2•2 years ago

          Ah, I see you’re extra virgin as well

      • TimeSquirrel
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        1•2 years ago

        deleted by creator

    • Bizarroland
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      8•2 years ago

      And have you ever seen regular virgin olive oil?

      I think some of these olives might be sluts and just lying about it like a nun in a mixed gender priory.

    • @craftyindividual@lemm.ee
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      7•2 years ago

      And you may ask yourself, what is that beautiful house? And you may ask yourself where does that highway go to? And you may ask yourself am I right or an I wrong?

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        3•2 years ago

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      • @spauldo@lemmy.ml
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        2•2 years ago

        Sometimes I tell myself, “this is not my beautiful stapler!”

  • @Designate6361@beehaw.org
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    9•2 years ago

    Just the tip

  • @lowleveldata@programming.dev
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    8•2 years ago

    Only the tip

  • @Diplomjodler@feddit.de
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    8•2 years ago

    I’d like a liter of extra slutty, please.

  • @XTornado@lemmy.ml
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    7•2 years ago

    It’s cheaper tough…

    • @Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com
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      3•2 years ago

      But not obligatory olive oil, if not extra virgin, producers have the right to blend with other oil types.

      Bizarre but true, so always go for the extra virgin if you want olive oil!

      • @XTornado@lemmy.ml
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        3•2 years ago

        I feel we should have a different naming for this… But not like I can do anything about it. Like idk blended or not blended. Or mixed or not mixed or whatever… Of course that requires some laws and similar…which good luck with that.

        • @Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com
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          1•2 years ago

          It’s definitely a way to make people believe Virgin Olive Oil is 100% olive oil for sure.

  • @dauerstaender@feddit.de
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    7•2 years ago

    I like my oil extra nasty

  • Allseer
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    6•2 years ago

    what even is that thing shopping? a salamander?

    • interolivaryOP
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      6•2 years ago

      It’s a flork

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