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@OttoVonNoob@lemmy.caM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago

What other weapons are we missing out on eating...

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What other weapons are we missing out on eating...

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@OttoVonNoob@lemmy.caM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @rustyfish@lemmy.world
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    27•1 year ago

    This picture alone proves humanity is doomed. The text makes it clear that our end will probably be hilarious, tho.

    • @Nommer@sh.itjust.works
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      14•1 year ago

      Image is a meme of a meme where somebody used bing to make a bunch of pictures of a fat black guy fighting alligators over pizza.

      I guess they made up and got married.

      • @rustyfish@lemmy.world
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        6•1 year ago

        I know that „original“. But there was no reason to dive deeper into the insanity of gator puncher.

        • @Nommer@sh.itjust.works
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          9•1 year ago

          But gator tits…

  • @InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works
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    12•1 year ago

    What?

    • @RedAggroBest@lemmy.world
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      13•1 year ago

      Apparently eating small amounts of C4 produces a “high similar to ethanol” so it gets you drunk as far as I can tell

      • @skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.deM
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        10•1 year ago

        it will also give you seizures and brain damage

        • @can@sh.itjust.works
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          1 year ago

          Much like alcohol

      • @InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works
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        4•1 year ago

        Do they not have access to normal alcohol?

      • @Frostbeard@lemmy.world
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        I have heard about one idiot eating RDX and he got very ill. (sugar cube size). Credibel source as it was from former colleagues a few months after I left the unit. Don’t eat it, its really not good for you

    • MaggiWuerze
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      13•1 year ago

      Exactly my reaction. First for this weird ass image, than for the text… I just don’t know

      • 𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚
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        What yall don’t eat C4? Oh well, more for me!

      • @shalafi@lemmy.world
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        6•1 year ago

        How it all began:

        https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/news-is-picture-black-man-kicking-alligator-real-fake-viral-photos-spark-hilarious-reactions-online

  • PugJesus
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    British troops in South Africa eating cordite.

    • @RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works
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      7•1 year ago

      First published in fucking 1903.

      Nothing ever changes.

  • @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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    It’s so nice that those two actually got together after the ‘incident’. Love always triumphs 🤧

  • @clearleaf@lemmy.world
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    4•1 year ago

    I don’t understand the metaphor…

    • @wombatula@lemm.ee
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      3•1 year ago

      Among field troops in Vietnam it became common knowledge that ingestion of a small amount of C-4 would produce a “high” similar to that of ethanol.[23][21] Others would ingest C-4, commonly obtained from a Claymore mine, to induce temporary illness in the hope of being sent on sick leave

  • Narrrz
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    not swords, surprisingly.

    there may be an opportunity for axes, perhaps.

  • @TheDorkfromYork@lemm.ee
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    3•1 year ago

    I need the original picture please Ill do anything

    • @Hazzia@discuss.tchncs.de
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      deleted by creator

      • 𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚
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        I got you

        More images: https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/who-is-gumbo-slice-the-viral-ai-generated-meme-man-eating-pizza-and-kicking-alligators-explained

      • @fl42v@lemmy.ml
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        1•1 year ago

        This one is better than pow(original, 3), tho 🤣

    • 𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚
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      Anything? 👀

      source: https://www.deviantart.com/flick-the-thief/art/meme-987811179

      • @fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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        2•1 year ago

        That is a lot of heresy…

      • @TheDorkfromYork@lemm.ee
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        1•1 year ago

        What do you want?

        • 𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚
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          3•1 year ago

  • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2•1 year ago

    The snitties have followed me, noooo!

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