It’s not impressive to attach green plastic bits to camouflage a cell tower (which IMO makes it uglier and more noticeable than just a bare antenna mast).
It would be extremely impressive if they could actually derive the required power from onboard photovoltaics though!
“Of course I’m a real tree. Hold on, I’m getting a call”
You know that tree is growing so straight… if we cut it down it’d make a really good cell phone tower.
Why don’t they just put the electronics stuff on the tops of actual trees?
Trees grow, get felled
Can’t have trees be too lit (on fire).
“So you’re a REAL tree?”
Yesh. I make worrie aboot Christmas time. Family cut me and make ornament on my face.
“This dude is legit.”
Oooh, it’s an antenna. For a moment I wasn’t really sure why someone would go through the trouble of making a fake tree.
I’m seeing a lot less of that these days, thankfully. Los Angeles had fake palm tree cell towers when I was there. They’re even worse.
