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balderdash to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Stomp it down

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Stomp it down

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  • jrwperformance
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    30•1 year ago

    When else do you get the opportunity to waffle stomp?

    • @Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      5•1 year ago

      Stormdrain grate

    • @jenny_ball@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      so nasty

    • Darth_Mew
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      2•1 year ago

      if anything do it for the sheer shitisfaction of the stomp

  • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    14•1 year ago

    Me, at the table, in the restaurant “I’m shitting right now. I haven’t actually stopped shitting for twenty years”

    • bruhduh
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      12•1 year ago

      Don’t-stop dump December

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        Mariah I’ve been begging you to let me go for decades please let me free from your clutches

  • @empireOfLove@lemmy.one
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    8•1 year ago

    It’s saving water and helping the environment

    • @CIA_Chatbot@normalcity.life
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      10•1 year ago

      It’s disgusting, but I have to admit… now I’m curious about the claim’s validity. 🤔

      Not to mention, for some of us, it might be easier to have a garbage disposal in the tub.

      • @empireOfLove@lemmy.one
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        1 year ago

        A typical low flow toilet flushes about 1.6 to 1.8gal these days. Normal shower heads flow at about 2gpm.

        1.6/2 = 0.8min, * 60sec/min = 48 seconds

        Assuming that you are not effectively washing yourself while ijln the middle of waffle stomping. As long as you can waffle stomp in less than 48 seconds, it is a net gain for water usage.

        • @CIA_Chatbot@normalcity.life
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          7•1 year ago

          Granted it would initially be difficult to start waffle stomping… 48 seconds seems like plenty of time to get it down with practice.

          Can’t speak of the sanitation aspect of doing it though, as I can’t imagine it’s safe.

        • @DanglingFury@lemmy.world
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          2•1 year ago

          You can’t rush a good shit

  • @DanglingFury@lemmy.world
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    7•1 year ago

    This is why they had to close the shower we had at work

  • @systemglitch@lemmy.world
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    7•1 year ago

    Plumbers love this guy.

  • @CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz
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    3•1 year ago

    I’ve heard of this in a meme context for years, but do people actually do this?? I must know.

    • @Just_Monika@sopuli.xyz
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      4•1 year ago

      Yes. The poop comes easier squatting and it goes to the same sewer system so I don’t see a reason not to shit in shower.

      • @chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        6•1 year ago

        I am picturing bits of smelly corn perpetually floating at the top of the p-trap under the shower drain

        • @brb@sh.itjust.works
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          7•1 year ago

          This can be fixed by shitting in your hand and then throwing the turd in toilet

        • @Just_Monika@sopuli.xyz
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          1•1 year ago

          No worries, I clean it regularly.

      • @systemglitch@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        It clogs easier as the shower drain is not designed the same as the toilet. Eventually it will clog and you will have to pay for a plumber. Get a fucking stool to use for squatting, they work great and will save you money.

        FFS.

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