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The Picard Maneuver to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

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The Picard Maneuver to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • callyral
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    139•2 years ago

    What’s weirder is that the bottom two are 6 feef apart

    • @ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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      134•2 years ago

      Americans will use anything but metric

      • Grammaton Cleric
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        75•2 years ago

        I wouldn’t touch the metric system with a 10-foof pole.

        • @Rukmer@lemmy.world
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          8•2 years ago

          That made me laugh so hard I woke up my cats.

        • Brownian Motion
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          7•2 years ago

          The correct answer is 2.58 metres.

      • WtfEvenIsExistence3️
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        17•2 years ago

        What’s metric? Is that some kind of myth the Europeans invented? No thanks, Monarchists, I love my feets and freedoms.

        • @ponfriend@sh.itjust.works
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          1•2 years ago

          Metric is a product of the French Revolution, as well as decimal currency like cents. Some decimalization from the French Revolution didn’t catch on widely, like gradians for measuring angles or decimal minutes, hours, and weeks. The imperial units were standardized by various monarchies (hence the name).

      • @eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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        5•2 years ago

        We use decimal inches in machine shops, that’s a metric system.

        SI though, that’s what gets people mad.

        • @datelmd5sum@lemmy.world
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          8•2 years ago

          Except for some reason you didn’t come up with your own units for:

          • electric potential difference
          • electric charge
          • electric current
          • resistance
          • capacitance
          • inductance
          • magnetic flux
          • amount of substance
          • radioactivity
          • …
          • @Throwdownyourgrandma@feddit.nl
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            2•2 years ago

            Is adapting a standard instead of making your own something negative?

            • @datelmd5sum@lemmy.world
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              2•2 years ago

              It’s not compatible with their other units. E.g. 1 tesla = 1 Ns/Cm, but imperial uses poundfeet instead of newtons and feet instead of meters. Dimensional analysis with incompatible units is folly.

      • rustydomino
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        5•2 years ago

        Or analytical geometry, for that matter.

    • @assa123@infosec.pub
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      This actually makes the problem solvable

      edit: in 2-D. Even without the typo it was solvable in 3-D.

    • takeda
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      1•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

  • @eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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    What dimensional space are the people arranging themselves in?

    But seriously, this reminds me of a time at my former (FAANG) employer where HR sent out a 40-minute video about not being an asshole and avoiding lawsuits.

    12 minutes or so in, they say “as the number of people in a group increases, the number of potential 1:1 interactions increases exponentially.” I thought “actually n(n-1)/2 but whatever”, and finished the video intending to get on with my life.

    My inbox was FULL of engineers who were irate. “HR have proven themselves to be fools!” “I expect the company to never ask me to waste my time on their bullshit again.” “Once again non-technical people talking out their asses.”

    HR sent a global apology for the error, asked everybody to not watch the video while they fixed it, and released a patched version the next day.

    • @chimasterflex@lemmy.world
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      90•2 years ago

      HR should have replied with a “this was a test on how not to be an asshole and you’ve all failed. You must take the whole training again”

      • @Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        10•2 years ago

        It’s a feature not a bug

      • @sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz
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        9•2 years ago

        Sounds like an HR thing to do frfr

    • @randint@lemm.ee
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      25•2 years ago

      Wow, cool HR. Why did the engineers send their complaints to your inbox though?

      • @AnActOfCreation@programming.dev
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        35•2 years ago

        Reply all

        • rockerface 🇺🇦
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          25•2 years ago

          “Reply all” button should only be available if you have completed the training on not using it for every email, and you have to renew it twice a year

        • Ace
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          In any discussion around Reply All I always think of https://redd.it/420oan

          and also the podcast

        • @randint@lemm.ee
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          3•2 years ago

          Ah I see.

          • @Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu
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            6•2 years ago

            But did they use reply all to apologize to all the recipients about their email?

            • @eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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              8•2 years ago

              Please remove me from this mailing list

    • zea
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      2•2 years ago

      It bugs me that people will call anything with a positive second derivative “exponentially increasing”. I can do one better: it increases busy-beaver-y! Is that fast enough for people??

  • blanketswithsmallpox
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    I’m a little sad nobody has done the correct math and it’s been too long for me to do it off the top of my head lol.

    A2+B2=C^2? What distance are the diagonals if the sides are 6’ apart?

    6x6 + 6x6 = sqrt72 = 8.49’ !

    I did it bois. Ty calculator for sqrt72…

    • @Kongpiler@lemm.ee
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      25•2 years ago

      Now do the conversion factor from feef to feet!

      • @TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee
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        21•2 years ago

        The diagonal is 6ft. The side is 6 ft. So 6² + 6feef² = 6²

        1 feef = 0ft

    • exu
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      5•2 years ago

      Now, what’s the length of the sides if the diagonals are 6ft?

      • @TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee
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        Thats easy.
        6 * 6 = 36
        36 = a² + b²
        Lets assume a = b
        So a² = 18 = b²
        a = b = 4,2426406871

        • shootwhatsmyname
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          1•2 years ago

          What if every initial value is unknown?

      • @MrMamiya@feddit.de
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        2•2 years ago

        Roughly 4.24?

    • @Unanimous_anonymous@lemmy.ml
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      2•2 years ago

      8.49’!~=116699.97’

      I am a human, hear me rar.

  • Kokesh
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    19•2 years ago

    It is SO HORRIBLE Stephen Hawking got on his feet.

    • @elboyoloco@lemmy.world
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      15•2 years ago

      *got on his feef

    • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      3•2 years ago

      And out of his grave

  • dyen49k
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    18•2 years ago

    It’s a tetrahedron, duh

  • WtfEvenIsExistence3️
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    17•2 years ago

    Hexagons are the Bestagons!

    Join us, the order of enlightenment! (not a cult btw 😉)

    • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      4•2 years ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/thOifuHs6eY

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

  • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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    16•2 years ago

    How many dimensions is that picture though?

  • @yjr4df0708@lemmy.ml
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    16•2 years ago

    how much is a “feef”

    • @jxk@sh.itjust.works
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      14•2 years ago

      Let’s do the math. Let’s name the points A B C D, where A and D are separated by 6 feef, and all other point pairs by 6 feet. There fore, ABC and BCD are equilateral triangles of side length 6 feet. This leaves two possibilities for the distance between A and D: either they are the same point, or their distance is twice the height of an equilateral triangle with 6 feet side. Since A and D are clearly distinct, we’ll go with the latter. That makes the distance AD to be equal to 6 feet times the square root of three, giving a value of sqrt(3) feet for one feef.

      • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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        3•2 years ago

        Thank you, ChatGPT

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      7•2 years ago

      1 feef is 12 finches

  • @HumbertTetere@feddit.de
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    16•2 years ago

    The blokes are obviously at different heights, that’s all.

  • @dewritoninja@pawb.social
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    15•2 years ago

    Kid named tetrahedron

  • Sagrotan
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    12•2 years ago

    Why? The diagram is from above and they’re shifted in 3 dimensions. Now draw that. I’m not asking. DRAW IT!

  • Canadian_Cabinet
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    9•2 years ago

    If the 6 feet is from head to head, couldn’t you flip two people upside down?

    • @intelati@programming.dev
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      Ha. I’ve always imagined it as six horizontal feet. Assume the heads are on the ground orientation agnostic

  • @CaptionAdam@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    I did the math the diagonal distance is ~8.5Ft

    • @yetAnotherUser@feddit.de
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      1•2 years ago

      I think it’s closer to √72 Ft

      • @CaptionAdam@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        Idk I just punched it in and rounded

  • @BCsven@lemmy.ca
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    5•2 years ago

    No one is mentioning that the math doesn’t work out if the staight line distances are constraints then the diagonals are not correct, and vice versa.

    • @juliebean@lemm.ee
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      i think that is the joke

    • pjhenry1216
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      27•2 years ago

      You do understand what the Pythagorean theorem is, right?

      • @BCsven@lemmy.ca
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        1•2 years ago

        Exactly what I was pointing out. seems when I added comment the post looked empty to me, but now it looks like I commented late

        • pjhenry1216
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          2•2 years ago

          It’s in the actual picture. What are you talking about?

          • @BCsven@lemmy.ca
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            As I replied to others, Lemmy glitch on my client end. Post had no comments when I posted and I was surprised nobody was making comments

            • pjhenry1216
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              Ok. Again. Who posts comments explaining the joke though?

              • @BCsven@lemmy.ca
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                Again, glitch in Jerboa app/ Lemmy on my end. Only upper portion of image was showing and it said No comments yet, so I was curious how it sat so long with nothing. Its working OK now, other than I don’t always get notifications of comment replies and have to go click the original comment to see replies. it’s a bit quirky. i thought about deleting comment after I realized what happened, but meh.

                • nudny ekscentryk
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                  but why even point out the joke in the picutre, even if there were no comments?

    • TimeSquirrel
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      No one has to mention because everybody gets it already.

      • takeda
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        This is actually possible, if 1 feef = 0 feet

        • @TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee
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          1•2 years ago

          Only the bottom line is feef. Would work if the top line was feef too.

      • @flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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        2•2 years ago

        Hey, some if us are dumb over here…

      • @eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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        1•2 years ago

        Some people you just block and move on.

    • @irmoz@reddthat.com
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      7•2 years ago

      That’s what the whole comment section is discussing. It’s the point of the post

      • @BCsven@lemmy.ca
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        Ah, maybe lemmy glitch, post was empty for me when I made the comment

    • Ugly Bob
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      2•2 years ago

      One place where a pyramid scheme would actually work

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    removed by mod

    • @Doxatek@mander.xyz
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      1•2 years ago

      Dang you must be part llama. I don’t disagree though. I actually enjoyed not being very close to people bc they be nasty. Even before COVID haha

      • @EmperorHenry@sh.itjust.works
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        removed by mod

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