Don’t hang up. Instead, enable airplane mode for increased verisimilitude.
For those like me…
noun: The quality of appearing to be true or real. synonym: truth.
Context implied it but still…Nice word!
Thanks for showing me a new word! “Verisimilitude” seems useful.
Just keep your phone permanently in airplane mode; problem fixed.
Tried this at work the other day. Apparently this doesn’t work in call centers… anyone hiring?
And don’t just press the red button. Turn on airplane mode so it says connection timeout instead of call ended.
This is less introvert and more “crippling anxiety”.
Where are the rest of the tips? Asking for a friend.
My phone’s about to die, but I’ll start typing the rest of the tips for your friend:
- Never, in ANY circumstance
Here’s one, set an alarm to go off in the middle of a date, pretend it’s a phone call and if the date is going badly “take the call” and say you’ve got to leave. I could say my roommate has forgot their keys and accidentally locked themselves out for example.
I would try this and say “I’m about to die” by accident and then spend five minutes explaining the mistake and five days thinking about it. No thanks,.
Sorry I can’t read this meme my phone’s about to die I’ll look later you never hear from me again
