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@CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago

MY EYES!—MY FUCKING EYES!

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MY EYES!—MY FUCKING EYES!

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@CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    69•1 year ago

    Is this the Russian equivalent of the Toyota Inshallah?

    • andrew_bidlaw
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      23•1 year ago

      This joke would easily land you in Hague for how murderous it is.

      • FartsWithAnAccent
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        13•1 year ago

        I am not a signatory to the Geneva Convention.

  • teft
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    65•1 year ago

    You guys remember /r/shittytechnicals? Maybe we should start /r/shittyreactivearmor.

    • @JustUseMint@lemmy.world
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      18•1 year ago

      Lol they already have shitty ERA remember the posts from like a year ago about the ERA being replaced by cardboard or something lmao

      • @Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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        6•1 year ago

        I think it was rubber sheets.

      • @Hikermick@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        Plywood I think

    • @_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz
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      2•1 year ago

      Give /c/NonCredibleDefense a go, not too active, but some real bangers when they come through.

  • @Son_of_dad@lemmy.world
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    49•1 year ago

    He looks so happy that he’s about to die

    • @aew360@lemm.ee
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      35•1 year ago

      That makes two of us!

      • @Schiffsmaedchenjunge@feddit.de
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        16•1 year ago

        Three, actually

        • @tpihkal@lemmy.world
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          13•1 year ago

          There are literally dozens of us.

          • @Municipal0379@lemmy.world
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            10•1 year ago

            DOZENS!!

  • @GombeenSysadmin@lemmy.world
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    33•1 year ago

    It looks like an ai created it. Looks like a tank if you squint, but look closer and it’s just random bullshit layered over itself

    • ██████████
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      5•1 year ago

      Fake news comrade only the otherside makes Ai propaganda /s

    • Lev_Astov
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      3•1 year ago

      It’s a mirrored image of a line of MT-LBs with a crude pillbox on top, or ZU-23-2 AA guns on the back ones. I guess the pillbox is better than those awful turrets?

  • Jaysyn
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    21•1 year ago

    Future crematoriums / coffins.

    • @baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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      14•1 year ago

      The poor engineers getting yelled at for not producing enough tanks just decide to build from WW1 blueprints using sheet metal and a lada engine. Probably runs on vodka

      • andrew_bidlaw
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        19•1 year ago

        Probably runs on vodka

        That’s the way to guarantee it would never have sufficient fuel.

        • Iron Lynx
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          9•1 year ago

          But it’s also a way to guarantee that soldiers and technicians won’t mind working on and with it. Just look at the Tu-22

        • @baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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          5•1 year ago

          It’s an excuse to bring more vodka. "Da, commander. Running on vodka means the fuel will never freeze! ~because we’ll drink it too fast~

      • Captain Aggravated
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        2•1 year ago

        Put it in H!

  • @Earthprototype@lemmy.world
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    19•1 year ago

    Not even worth the mines they’re going to blow onto…

  • @vexikron@lemmy.zip
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    Is… is the thing in front a … an MT-LB, with basically a bunch of random crap taped onto it, and because the turret doesnt turn, they took out the gun … and built what i can only describe as the hobo version of a machine gun pit for a Dshk … on top of it?

    Good fucking god. Hobo-ified MTLB.

    EDIT: Derp, I mean MT-LB, originally had a stroke and confused the btr 60 with that.

    • @Geobloke@lemmy.world
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      5•1 year ago

      I think that’s a few pallets strapped down with some roofing and filled with filler foam

      • @remotelove@lemmy.ca
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        1•1 year ago

        Don’t you mean “reactive armor”?

        (Lulz. It’ll react to an RPG in the same way a sheet of paper reacts to a bullet.)

  • @CJOtheReal@ani.social
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    15•1 year ago

    First one looks like a literal flakpanzer 1 with some makeshift scrap metal armor…

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      11•1 year ago

      Honestly, what IS under there?

      • @CJOtheReal@ani.social
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        8•1 year ago

        Probably a BMP with a shitty technical gun.

        • Tar_Alcaran
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          2•1 year ago

          Looks pretty narrow for a BMP though?

          • @CJOtheReal@ani.social
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            2•1 year ago

            Hm, i mean the two other vehicles look like BMPs as well, so idk

            • Tar_Alcaran
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              2•1 year ago

              Fair point, the ones behind definitely are.

  • @Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11•1 year ago

    Cope vehicles.

  • @Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    They are future shrapnel.

  • Dr. Coomer
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    6•1 year ago

    I believe they are grandpa’s mobile bunker

  • @kumon@sh.itjust.works
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    5•1 year ago

    They still winning tho

    • andrew_bidlaw
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      31•1 year ago

      Define winning.

      • @DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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        52•1 year ago

        Stalemating against a country with a fifth of your population that you invaded for the pride of your fascist dictator and losing more slave soldiers in the first year than America lost in Korea and Vietnam.

        Obviously. What else could it be?

        • andrew_bidlaw
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          Maybe this guy has some curious metrics we all can enjoy, or finally a plan to fit what’s going on as an achievement. I’d genuinely like these. Conspiracy theories to enable copium streams are like a kind of a dessert.

          • @skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.deM
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            19•1 year ago

            won’t answer, he’s banned now

            • nukeM
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              16•1 year ago

              Vatnik detected on NATO soil, Article 5 now!

            • andrew_bidlaw
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              Poor us. Dammit.

              I could probably parse my own vk groups for them, but it’s so much funny to see these takes in english. Especially from those proper immigrants or even locals from other countries when I want to leave this dead land and never return. They are like laughing at me with every their post. I’m not a jealous person or a one seeking for retribution, but I find it’s pretty motivating otherwise.

            • verity_kindle
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              2•1 year ago

              Like a hen on a junebug.

      • @SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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        24•1 year ago

        Winning is when your navy is incapable of blockading another country with no navy and you lose 1/5 of your fleet doing so.

    • @dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      13•1 year ago

      I think you might need to go back to kumon.

    • @TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      9•1 year ago

      Copium

    • @bradorsomething@ttrpg.network
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      6•1 year ago

      Sunflower sprouting champions 2022-2023.

  • @mcqtom@lemmy.world
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    4•1 year ago

  • linuxgator
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    These things were designed by Fred Flintstone

  • @_xDEADBEEF@lemm.ee
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    2•1 year ago

    huh, so the rubber+wood applique armour i saw on another mtlb wasn’t a one off.

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