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@perishthethought@lemm.ee to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

I know I'm a few days late...

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@perishthethought@lemm.ee to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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Not the onion: https://www.sacurrent.com/news/texas-nationalist-movement-seeks-to-halt-printing-of-state-gops-primary-ballots-33535260

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  • @DogPeePoo@lemm.ee
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    45•1 year ago

    Give Texas back to Mexico

    Democrats regain their majority

    No more Canadian Senator Lyin’ Ted Cruz

    No more little piss baby Greg Abbot

    No more border “cRiSis”

    One less burdensome tax sucking shit-stain red state

    • @hglman@lemmy.ml
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      10•1 year ago

      You would immediately have millions trying to leave texas, will you let them in to the us?

      • @AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Depends.

        Are they requesting asylum in a coal rolling pick-up truck with truck nuts?

        I’d probably lean no on this asylum seeker. Literal Captain Planet villains need not apply.

        • @Steve@startrek.website
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          6•1 year ago

          That type might well be seeking asylum IN Texas…

      • @perishthethought@lemm.eeOP
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        11•1 year ago

        Totally! We’d welcome anyone who wouldn’t want to stay in there.

      • WashedOver
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        10•1 year ago

        No I think they should have to go back to where they came from like Europe. That’s how they thinks it works when they yell that at born and breed Texans of non white backgrounds.

        • @pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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          2•1 year ago

          You do realize that not every Texan is like that, right?

          • WashedOver
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            3•1 year ago

            I sure hope not!

      • tinyVoltron
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        8•1 year ago

        Meet them at the border with the national guard. We don’t want another border crisis do we?

    • rustydomino
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      10•1 year ago

      Agree. But Texas is one of the few red states that pays more federal taxes than it takes in federal money.

    • @JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca
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      7•1 year ago

      Ugh. I hadn’t known he was from Calgary until you mentioned it. It tracks way too embarrassingly.

      Sooooorry,

    • @pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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      4•1 year ago

      Yes, please. I want some of that universal health care.

  • @IronicDeadPan@lemmy.world
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    25•1 year ago

    For those who don’t know, the image is from

    Kim’s Convenience (Netflix). A great show, from a used to be decent streamer.

    • PorkRoll
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      9•1 year ago

      Which they canceled. That show was so good and they just canceled it with so many loose ends.

  • @Grobmobularb@lemmy.world
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    12•1 year ago

    As a Texan, no, I don’t want to secede….

    • @DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee
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      9•1 year ago

      Pretty sure your gov does. Maybe not vote him in again? I dunno, just a thought.

      • @Grobmobularb@lemmy.world
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        9•1 year ago

        I voted for Beto

      • @hglman@lemmy.ml
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        8•1 year ago

        Ok, i did, but 55% didn’t, do the rest of the need to suffer now?

        • @ThrowawayInTheYear23@lemmy.world
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          5•1 year ago

          Just ask the women forced to give birth even at the cost of their own lives in shit hole states like LA, TX etc

      • @perishthethought@lemm.eeOP
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        3•1 year ago

        Or is he just pandering to those folks who think they’re serious about this, while fully knowing there’s no way it could work?

      • @eugene171@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        Voter suppression is hard at work in Texas. https://www.aclutx.org/en/news/5-ways-texas-suppresses-vote-and-how-make-your-vote-count

    • @BoxerDevil@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      Might want to consider moving then

      • @pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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        2•1 year ago

        That’s how you make things a lot worse. In fact, more democrats are needed in Texas to overwhelm the rural vote, not less.

        • @BoxerDevil@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          We may be past that point.

        • @YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub
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          1•1 year ago

          I live in Missouri. I moved here when it was a swing state. I would leave if I could due to how frightening the political situation is.

  • @Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone
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    10•1 year ago

    SECDEE!!!

    • @perishthethought@lemm.eeOP
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      3•1 year ago

      I triple-checked my spelling to make sure I didn’t make that mistake

  • WashedOver
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    8•1 year ago

    Is Texas talking about leaving really all that new?

    Several years back I went to Woodlands TX for a business trip. There was a historical map of Texas on the wall of the CEO’s office I was visiting. As I was asking questions about the oil rigs depicted, it was mentioned everytime the price of gas goes up, the separation of Texas talk goes up along with it.

    Thankfully last year when I was down there the price of fuel was 2.87/G when it was 5.83/G in California.

    However it seems they have found a new way to rile the population up now.

    • @pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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      6•1 year ago

      Most people who talk about it aren’t even serious about it either. It’s just their version of, “someone should do something.”

      Unfortunately that someone is the group that they’ve been brainwashed to hate.

  • @Heikki@lemm.ee
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    2•1 year ago

    As a person who lives in TX, i can help keep tabs on these treasonous prolapsed anus republicants

  • @dan42O@infosec.pub
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    1•1 year ago

    You back to the OGs? The native Americans, right?

    • @bajabound@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      Native trespassers!

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