







I looked up the job title… I think they would be called a dieline designer?
The Pacific Northwest tree octopus is an Internet hoax created in 1998 by a humor writer under the pseudonym Lyle Zapato.[1][2] Since its creation, the Pacific Northwest tree octopus website has been commonly referenced in Internet literacy classes in schools and has been used in multiple studies demonstrating children’s gullibility regarding online sources of information.
Took me a while to realize that subbing and topping were not work-related words.
Apparently I live a boring life.


This is an interesting nuance. I find most children annoying, and I don’t want any of my own, but the love I have for my niece and nephew is bigger than I ever could have imagined.
I guess there’s always room for exceptions.
I wish they linked the “singing”. It sounds so eerie… I would be scared to hear the humming noise while out walking in the desert.
Is this a “pick on someone your own size” joke?


Interesting. What’s it taste like?
Brings a whole new meaning to “keeping the lights on” 😬


I go through so much broccoli, onions, and mushrooms so I’d start there. Peppers would be nice, too.
I’d get a fine barn cat, too, to legitimize the whole operation.
This joke has a whole new life after the pandemic lockdowns and proliferation of WFH/video meetings.
Perfect post for this community. 10/10
That was a great read. Thanks for finding the article!
I <3 Stepan!!


I choose to instead hate clothing manufacturers and media that suggests realistic bodies are the problem