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Are U ok?

This worked so well that I actually got a date! At the magistrates Court is a weird venue but whatever.

I’m unironically like that with apple things. The last time I used an apple things was 15 years ago. Im comfortable doing just about anything technical on windows, Linux and android, but hand me an iPhone or a MacBook and I instantly realise how those elderly technologically impaired people feel - completely lost.

A vegan, a crossfitter, and an arch user walk into a bar. She orders a gluten free beer.

The private yt-dlp/ffmpeg/python3 webapp I made to download YouTube videos just got 10 threads wider, and YouTube is gonna pay for it

Pile of rolexes (blood rinsed off) would fund a plane ticket home and some home improvements back in Bangladesh.

You have to drink 3 litres of this each day to get your required calcium

Is that a Qualcomm chipset? Sorry bud, you’re gonna have to wait 8-12 business decades for that firmware to be supported.

Now would be a great time for these overworked and underpaid masses to do the funny thing to the besieged city of millionaires.

Now you have to install it it’s the law

Where the good stuff is

I’m partial to Kings Evil myself

And groceries

Pave paradise and put up a parking lot

Ain’t nothing touched my nethers in six months weren’t run on batteries

When you’ve been eating boiled chicken and wheat for 10,000 years, a curry is like a handjob for your tastebuds

Is this the line for the vaccine against the woke mind virus?

I do not want to be found