Lol lmao, you think I have kids?

A pretty peony.

I regret to inform you that human history will not be occurring on that date.

Oddly enough, if you take the derivative of f, you get the constant function 0.

Many interpret this to mean that “all memes are derivative”, which is true, but not the cause.

The real cause is that the value of any given meme is equal to the value of any other given meme. Doesn’t matter which one you look at, they all fail to make you laugh.

I’ll label every real number with the integer 1.

Who is harmed by this? No one living. Maybe you could argue Hitler has some right to not have his remains disturbed, but DNA testing isn’t very invasive and we do it at crime scenes without consent all the time, so it’s minor even if relevant.

What could we learn? Nothing of value. Even if there is some “psychopath gene” or “genocide gene” you’d need 100s of examples to show the effect and far easier to just pick such candidates from living, diagnosed people who can consent.

So then should we do it? Probs not. No real reason to, even though there’s little reason not to.

Good.

Insist on peeling the orange myself, fail, cry.

Would

Or say “ok, you got me there. But, two things can be true and I’m here to listen if you have something you want to talk about”

Go to a local PC repair shop? Will be much safer than giving someone on the Internet access to your PC. Like probably 95% nothing awful happens (esp picking some random Lemmy person) but in that 5% they will drop a keylogger, get your banking login and clean you out.

Oh joy, now we get to find out that even the California cops are overwhelmingly conservative

I mean, there’s a value in trying to be an impartial commentator as long as you can be one. Which is what I think they were aiming for. But that can only exist as long as you are not literally under attack by the current administration.

So on “he should have called out Trump sooner” - yeah, sure an open liberal/leftist should have, but that’s not what LegalEagle has been aiming for his persona to be.

Disclaimer: I have a dream job for me and my experience is probably not representative.

Go on open.kattis.com, pick a problem, solve it. That’s what 40% of my job is like. 20% more is reading through and understanding where the right place for this bit of code to live or what bits of code I should be reusing to make it. Another 20% is discussing with other engineers the tradeoffs of solving a problem with x vs y and picking what to do, and the last 20% is reviewing code, i.e. making sure other people solve their problems correctly and don’t drop a bunch of hack in our tree.

Don’t think about it. Don’t ever think about it. That way is madness

1. Dollar is fucked, national currency is Bitcoin now. Hope you bought some.

2. You all have fought over gender too much, I’m taking it away. They/them for everyone. Using gendered pronouns is a minor offense, but can be considered harassment and/or incitement. All sports leagues are now coed. Bathrooms only have private stalls.

3. If anyone your business employs can demonstrate that they are below the poverty line, it’s getting nationalized. No, you don’t get to know the number before the fed publishes it each quarter.

4. Climate is fucked, and it’s significantly our fault. Gas is now taxed at 2,000%. Meats and well, everything really, is going to be heavily taxed according to carbon footprint. And that will go up until we reach our target net emissions, zero.

5. All elected public officials are executed at the end of their terms.

I will not be reelected, and I will not be taking any questions.

Also does not handle ‘IIIIIIIII’ -> ‘IX’ properly

That’s what I’m doing 😥. It’s really lonely

Everything’s too expensive these days

To gain a human body you must find a human body. Most currently have would in them.