I mean, good. Because it’s never going to be.

The only watchable Sandler movies are Uncut Gems, Hustle, and that one with the spider in space.

Turns out Skynet has already taken over. We never needed to give it control, people are dumb enough to just obey it…

I love the feature where I paste something into an email, and then it stops me typing by popping up a useless menu.

My second favourite is the one where you’re typing, and suddenly it starts treating all your keypresses as shortcuts and deleting things. I love that.

And don’t even get me started on Outlook search. I can no longer find any emails, even by typing in the things that were on them.

But hey, at least an admin can fuck it all up from one place!

The dumbest fucks use AI for everything. This is pretty evident from local Facebook groups.

Hey Claude, please write “I have not used any LLM content in the creation of this patch” on all your commits.

It’s ok, we speak jive.

Every scheme to get first time buyers on the ladder has inevitably just boosted prices even more. If everyone has more money to hurl at it, the price goes up. The constrained supply guarantees it.

No, it is specifically for new builds, apparently.

Not really clear why. The scheme involves the government lending some of the money, so I guess they’ve got some comeback if the house collapses before it’s paid off or something.

For the same reason that people were selling crypto mining boxes rather than just plugging them in:

The only guaranteed profit in a gold rush is to be the one selling shovels.

See Nvidia for details.

The Skibidi Toilet Cinematic Universe. 87 movies. Each more popular than the last.

Why would they want to leave the international cricket council?

I watched it remove a JSON library include from the code because it wasn’t used yet, and then in the very next prompt where we needed our again, it attempted to write a basic parser from scratch…

I bet it would still drift by about ten minutes a month.

I mean it’s certainly super intelligence compared to him and the people he’s put in charge…

Need to have a little something left over for the lot lizards.

I was curious and looked up what you can drive in the UK/EU. It’s 9 hours. Twice a week you can push it to 10.

Maybe you shouldn’t have insisted your employees use it then, in the hopes that you’d be able to fire most of them.

That sounds safe.

You’re absolutely correct, that was a school and not a uranium enrichment facility. You’re right to push back on that.

Big money interfering. Social media was just the latest iteration, billionaires have been buying news outlets since we had news outlets.

Life is getting shit for everyone, but it’s a lot simpler and more accessible to blame a handful of brown people for everything. When a man in a tie says the same shit you’ve been saying down the pub, it’s too easy for people to fall into lockstep with them.