Authorized in 1999? What in the cousin fucking?

Yep! Call me a skeptic on these stories. I’ve seen too many, “I was fired because I clocked in 5 minutes late!”

Only for it to come out that while they were fired for “being late”, it was the last straw because of all their HR complaints for sexually harassing dozens of women, offensive humor, and for creating a toxic atmosphere.

React is what powers your Windows Start Menu.

People would talk about Baltimore as being a really scary place.

And I wished they talk more about Tennessee being just a sad awful state.

I know it’s really easy to assume boomer === bad.

But to call them all Trump supporters is inaccurate.

If you said “All white people are Trump supporters”, that’s slightly more correct than old.

I do this too. Shove it right into meals that it has no right in being in.

Burritos. Pizza. I often put it as a garnish below protein to force myself to eat it.

Thank you so much. I shouted no homo as I added quac to my long veiny burrito, and two-handed it into my mouth. I think I’m okay now.

Ah yeah so definitely America is a shit hole country.

That’s obvious. He pays to use Twitter.

I don’t think so.

When my city had a soda tax, every fucking store put a sign out calling it a war on poor people tax. But it was a $0.10 increase on sugary drinks to add to the educational budget.

Or maybe it is illegal but I live in a shit hole country.

Don’t trust her.

Only one way to know the truth.

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So avocado doesn’t taste like clean dingaling?

Please answer Im about to get some guacamole and I’m insecure in my sexuality.

Mouth feels? Or like smell? Or like something else?

Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.

Every dollar you spend on anything Harry Potter goes straight into this.

Just everyday Good Christians doing as much as they can to fuck with people.

Hey, you’re like me. I HATED soup for decades. Can soup BS was disgusting. Soup on the side of my burger, gross.

Then I went to a real soup place. Like all they did was soup. Like professional level soup that’s $8 a cup or $12 a bowl.

My god - it was incredible. I now understand the Soup Nazi bit of why anybody would tolerate that behavior.

I went from clean shaven anti-souper to a god damn soup coke fiend.

Hoping that’s the case. This guy is 36 years old.

Purity tests!

And also being so confident, you don’t need another man to tell you you’re a big strong masculine man.