No humans left to draw panel #5

Oh wait, that’s if they genocided bees

unsigned char age_bracket_low = 0;
unsigned char age_bracket_high = 127; 

You can own a few crows

And her name is Balena Etcher, right?

honeypot

You mean Proton

Whatever, as long as they’re all there in some capacity. I feel like my brain is good at equalizing within reason. I had headphones that when unplugged a bit, they probably put the capacitive mic in series with the drivers, muting a mid frequency band, effectively making it sound like someone used a shitty “vocals removing” tool.

And of course, missing bass (tiny phone speaker) or anything over 5 kHz (MW band of AM radio) doesn’t sound good either.

To prevent them from floating away of course (look at their shadow)

QR codes can have arbitrary looks even without dirty tricks (abusing the error correction to add a logo or taking advantage of central sampling to color all but the middle 3x3 square of each data pixel) but boy, is it hard.

Examples:
https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/31694735/18805217 (strings a long number in Number mode (3 decimal digits per 10 bits) to the URL, and somehow the resulting number turns out to be a small even number times a very high power of 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQkWjzqMbuA (uses padding bytes plus maybe some of that “intentional damage” in QR codes with logos)

It is designed to especially penalize ⬜⬛⬜⬛⬛⬛⬜, which is a part of the finder pattern (big squares in the corners) and the swastika.

I get it. Having a super secure browser installed on a government-issued work device likely raises suspiscion. Use Tails on your own machine.

CES

You don’t need to read further to find out. Ed Zitron attended and called it the “Anti-Consumer Electronics Show”.

That formulation is by the journalist, I just copied the headline.

fediversesearch.com another site uses a similar Google trick but instead of a specific domain, it filters by footer text that appears in the default Lemmy UI such as “Modlog”.

CES 2026 Really Wants You to Own a Holographic Anime Girlfriend

at Gizmodo

You want Kinky Polymer-Os? Sorry, the cis machine broke, this batch of Organic Cereal is all trans. Here’s a discount as an apology.

You can’t fit 25 squares into a square 4.675x bigger unless you make them smaller. Yes, that will increase the volume available for syrup.

Woah, I can see myself having that perspective in a couple of years when I get the courage to try non-masculine clothes. Unless the thigh-high socks I find are magic, letting me try being a passing girl instantly so I can evaluate the experience.

Yes, if the wish is recursive, all water gets replaced with dense slabs of dried milk. I think it will be a sediment but easy to pulverize, like very fine sandstone.

Throwing stones from the Tower of Pisa (in the thumbnail)? That’s a classic science experiment!

Right, the famous doomscrolling devices that jump of your pocket when you have important things to do

Be a better husband than AI. Fun fact: you can buy a vibrator and use it with your wife if you’re afraid of that too.