I can’t even get my dog to use a doggy door, and they got these sheep to fly helicopters? Color me impressed!

“And nothing of value was lost.” Don’t let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha, bitch.

For me with this ADD, a lot, honestly. But, if you’ve ever tried your hand at breeding in Ark, you kinda understand what is like to be a CPA in tax season.

Are you new?! He’s got the R next to his name…!

There’s a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I’ve ever had, fast food or otherwise.

Oof. You’re fucking pathetic.

Holy shit, you’re the voice of America? You’ve got some fucking splaining to do, then.

Remember when NYPD watched a guy attacking people on the subway with a knife?

Big ol’ (X).

“Fuckin’ fascist!”

Exactly this. If anyone thinks Texas is just gonna absorb most of NM, you’re gonna have a bad time.

“Why, Union_of_Kobolds, I’m impressed. You’re an oak.”

See the TURTLE of enormous girth, On his shell he holds the earth. If you want to run and play, Come along the BEAM today.

“I’m just trying to monetize human suffering. Am i a bad person?”

Actually no, you’re not “bad.” You’ve gone so far past bad that bad is just a dot on the horizon in your rearview mirror.

In further news, Nintendo has announced it’s intentions to sue Nintendo over trademark violations.

I once feel asleep, standing up, at a Static X concert. 12 straight hours of drinking will have that effect…

In 2007, my big companies that i adored were: Bethesda, Bungie, Bioware and Rockstar. They’ve all gone the way of the dodo as far as I’m concerned nowadays.

“Nobody wants a Pink Vader…”

I think his horse has diabeetus, or something.

Inb4 “the whole Outer Rim is AmErIcA” group.

three raccoons tumble out of a trench coat

Source? “Trust me bro,” the leading source on the Internet. Also, you gonna eat that trash?