No, you’re thinking of James T Kirk. Charlie Kirk was the guy who went to Candy Mountain

*hanged, not that it really matters

Oh yeah it totally is

I always thought they were powered by food

But why

Men and feeeeeemales

(Seriously, W was there for the taking ffs)

They’re being sarky

Asking for a friend

Couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve whacked it

Same

I have a friend who says ‘coughs you’ lol

Snowden continues to criticize Russian policy

I’m totally showing my ignorance here but I’m surprised they let him do that

TIL the difference between a cat and a dog is the floppiness of the ears

Gaze into my black hole pls

Well that could be misconstrued

*🥵

Uh oh, don’t tell beep

First sentence: fair point

Yep

Good job he’s not a bird