I have absolutely no idea who Hasan Piker is.

How did you turn my phone screen into a mirror?

You know what I do if someone’s tailgating me? I imagine that they’re a bomb disposal expert on their way to diffuse a nuke at a school for blind orphan kittens, I pull over and let them on their way, and smile at the thought of all those kittens who’ll be saved. Stress level 0.

My first WoW experience was Horde. I created an orc hunter, did the training area and got to the Crossroads in the Barrens. As I was figuring out what traders and so on were available, a bunch of high level alliance characters turned up and started laying into the guards. Word went out and high level Horde characters began arriving from Orgrimmar by wyvern. Ended up with about 20 or more characters on each side. It was epic!

Heh. I use the same trick when playing hopscotch.

Stamps and envelopes. It’s for licking stamps and envelopes.

!dadjokes@lemmy.world would like this.

♫︎ “I’m strong to my bootsie, 'cos I eats my Tootsie, I’m Fatso the Tootsie boy!” ♪︎

Ambassador, you filthy bitch!

We were five miles from the beach, but otherwise sounds about the same!

Also, nice user name.

I think free range kids was a rural thing.

He struck her down but she became more powerful than he could possibly imagine.

It was a fucking paradise. Especially in the school summer holidays. Endless long summer days (it didn’t get dark until 10 at night) and nothing to do but play with friends. I grew up in rural SW Scotland, so we had woods, forests, beaches, hills, rivers, streams, farmland etc. at our disposal. Our parents were all at work so we had total freedom - as long as we were home in time for dinner we’d be good. Our bikes were everything, we’d meet up and decide what we were going to do and where we were going to go. Sometimes it would be someone’s house for video games (Commodore 64 or Spectrum), or building a camp in the woods, or fishing a stream up in the Galloway Forest, or cycling to the nearest beach and swimming in the sea.

You pronounce it like: “petroleum jelly rots the latex within 30 seconds”.

When you charge by the hour, you find a way.

Dude, clean your grate from time to time!

I’m jeera?

London is where almost all the jobs that pay enough to be able to live in London are.

Man who wants to sell product says people should buy more product.