HAhahahahaha.

‘Deeply concerned’.

Not going to do anything about it, but we’ll furrow our brows really hard.

If you don’t sin, he died for nothing.

Thanks, that was hell on mobile.

Mayonnaise PLUS jello, with hotdogs. Perfect.

Turns out I love Brussels sprouts, so long as you don’t cook them til they’re grey.

I grew up in the 70s with casseroles that would make your god cry.

If I’m diagnosed with cancer, I’m blaming old-timey cooking. Some things should be left in the past.

Thank you.

Oh thank goodness. This was really impacting my life.

Yeah. I’ve already passed the Socially Awkward station, and You’re Putting People Off was like 2 stops ago. Guess this is where I get off.

It’s the Deep South. Are we surprised?

They’ve been itching to reinstate Jim Crow down there.

A bit more disenfranchisement and the plantation owners politicians will get slavery back.

Xbox has adopted and abandoned AI in the amount of time I stopped playing, stopped paying for Live, and will maybe start again. (eta: if I don’t find something else that has 3D VR).

Weird, that.

I just watched a long form video on the difference between war and conflict, and how we can’t really call many animal conflicts ’war’.

And then how some animal conflicts, like ant and chimp wars really are war. It was pretty cool.

Since some dinosaurs species were around for a very long time, I wonder whether they did wage war? They had plenty of time to develop culture and more than enough to hate each other. Maybe war really never changes.

eta: and as mum to a young dino enthusiast back in the day, I hope they were that complex cuz that’s groovy. Still hip to please that little boy, lol.

Uno dos tres quatro cinco cinco seis

This movie made me want never to smile again, just for the fashion alone (sorry, poor joke).

It’s one of the most historically-accurate movies I’ve ever seen, and it makes me feel so bad for my ancestors.

Like, christ, life absolutely sucked and yet the colonists didn’t have it hard enough.

(e: look at the fashion in the movie though. It’s spot on. A masterclass in movie costuming, and that feels like an undersale. Just phenomenal dressing of this movie from every angle.
Dialogue too.)

Try to find your analogue in this world. Who would you be?

I can’t find the article now. It was either Vox, Forbes, or Hollywood Informer.

Now, all the top 30 pages of results come up with makeup artists speculating on what he’s doing to his hand to hide whatever bruising is happening there. I’m sorry, I wish I’d saved it. I’m sure the article is still somewhere if you care more than me to devote an hour to finding it.

Sorry: The Witch

Great movie, if you haven’t seen it.

The dead moose would be profoundly better as the surgeon general.

We need you to die for us, but only if you have the right genitals.

Genitals win or lose wars, apparently.