Flesh laundry is what I will now call my shower.

Wherever you go, there you are.

Thought I was scrolling down to a tampon.

I’m an atheist and a member of the Universalist Unitarian church. If you have one near you, I recommend checking it out. I like to call it the church of social justice. The sermons are akin to TED talks, the money goes to all kinds of charities (often local), the music (at my church) is live and fun.

I was raised Jehovah’s Witness so I’m very familiar with the brainwashing and scams. I understand why so many people in places like this are disdainful of all religion. I also see churches as a potentially valuable third space and action hub when done right.

You had me at homes.

50 people play non-stop killer sudoku. Three mistakes gets you shot. The last person still playing gets a gajillion dollars and one wish.

How many people were you on your most recent date with?

Why is this an image instead of a link?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/09/zuckerberg-superyacht-boat-alaska

You’re not wrong, but you are missing out on the fun of making a playlist.

Ballroom Blitz - Sweet

Mr Blue Sky - ELO

X Gon Give It to Ya - DMX

Turn Down for What - Like Jihn

Pound the Alarm - Nicki Minaj

Everybody - Backstreet Boys

Wannabe - Spice Girls

Cha Cha Cha - Kaarija

Paloma Rumba - Simon

It’s lawsuit season

A painting that’s not worth selling, and a fully functioning sourdough starter.

"When life hands you lemons, make lemonade? No. First you roll out a multi-media campaign to convince people lemons are incredibly scarce, which only works if you stockpile lemons, control the supply, then a media blitz. Lemon is the only way to say ‘I love you,’ the must-have accessory for engagements or anniversaries. Roses are out, lemons are in. Billboards that say she won’t have sex with you unless you got lemons. You cut De Beers in on it. Limited edition lemon bracelets, yellow diamonds called lemon drops. You get Apple to call their new operating system OS-Lemón. A little accent over the ‘o.’ You charge 40% more for organic lemons, 50% more for conflict-free lemons. You pack the Capitol with lemon lobbyists, you get a Kardashian to suck a lemon wedge in a leaked sex tape. Timotheé Chalamet wears lemon shoes at Cannes. Get a hashtag campaign. Something isn’t ‘cool’ or ‘tight” or ‘awesome,’ no, it’s ‘lemon.’ ‘Did you see that movie? Did you see that concert? It was effing lemon.’ Billie Eilish, ‘OMG, hashtag… lemon.’ You get Dr. Oz to recommend four lemons a day and a lemon suppository supplement to get rid of toxins ‘cause there’s nothing scarier than toxins. Then you patent the seeds. You write a line of genetic code that makes the lemons look just a little more like tits… and you get a gene patent for the tit-lemon DNA sequence, you cross-pollinate… you get those seeds circulating in the wild, and then you sue the farmer for copyright infringement when that genetic code shows up on their land. Sit back, rake in the millions, and then, when you’re done, and you’ve sold your lem-pire for a few billion dollars, then, and only then, you make some fucking lemonade.”

Agreed, except that’s not Mamdani, that’s Abdul El-Sayed.

He died, which really put a damper on the whole thing.

Ceci n’est pas fighting words.

Isn’t it funny how people who “have food” are less likely to be all that interested in leftism. And those who don’t have “food” look at them, want more leftism because they want want the “food” the people who have “food” and they don’t have.

It’s still garbled, but makes a better point.

OK but do you ever dream you’re supposed to be able to walk, but your feet keep hovering a few inches above the ground, and no matter how hard you try, you can’t quite get all the way down?

Have you seen What We Do in the Shadows (TV series)? That didn’t work out too well for Nandor.

Mother is cruel?