I bet you smell bad

Wear a bikini

Yes. We’re living a human driven mass extinction event and we’re all going to starve.

“suggest”

My eyes “suggest” the sky may be blue, just possibly, perhaps, maybe, except it’s under intense scrutiny by “the sky is actually pink” politically funded science group.

Meanwhile ducks are over here raping each other and they have crazy spiral dicks.

What are you looking at swan??

I love total recall. It’s horrendous but I love it. Same with kindergarten cop.

It’s been too long since I’ve seen terminator but I will have to give him credit on predator.

Arnold didn’t do much actual acting in the terminator movies though :P

You could measure them in dongles

I don’t believe this shit. It’s a psyop to get blue voters complacent and not go out to vote.

We’re absolutely fucked unless everyone gets out to vote in person. Even then we may still be fucked.

Some movies are bad but entertaining - see Adam Sandler and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Some movies are just bad.

I refuse to use them because of liability. Too many cases of people being falsely accused of stealing.

When the employees try to shoo me to the self checkout I just stare at them awkwardly.

The world they created for themselves. Stupid shits.

I know exactly one boomer that supports public transit over cars.

Did you know that Americans use Milli-inches?

The ban on shock gloves will take effect next year

Ok

My peerness is too small

Have you never seen this copypasta?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

Sit there for 20 minutes repeating “Trump wouldn’t allow this to be broadcast, here’s what to search for on YouTube.”

Slop?