What was the first one?

You think they ever cared about optics?

Clop clop

It’s both.

I know, I worked there for almost a decade.

Wow, that’s crazy. I wonder what number to call about those jobs. Just idle curiosity.

So a twenty-year marriage and a mortgage, got it

Do you think it would turn out the same way as that one time I married the stripper?

I made her a loaf of sourdough bread and now I know her real name and home address. Did I mess up?

But the escort actually likes me, right?

Not for me on Voyager

It’s probably also super inefficient and uses Freon

Wait, how does a cashless ATM work?

Cool, something new I’ll have to make sure I never look up

I’m not sure I’ve heard her argue about anything

But what about the spam emails your wife accidentally signed you up for ???

Sorry, I forgot that we all need a team of armed guards in order to exist.

I do, I just don’t hold office.

To be fair, it’s a series of tubes.

How about a party beforehand?