Little meek honestly. Like I know girls are “meant to be” meek but I reject the notion and think a proper girl needs to be able to sound angry, without relying on slipping back into the masculine zone. Which is something I struggle with myself ngl

Would be fine for ordering a burger at burgerking without accidentally outing yourself but there are many situations for which you probably aren’t ready. Still a better starting point than I had though, you’re doing great!

It thinks my voice is pretty much 50:50, which is weird because listening back on my own voice I think I sound pretty femme. Is it accurate in your experience?

You have my envy

Well so much for the first amendment

Sometimes all you need is an excuse

Teacher comes back. The guy has been graphically disembowled. The girls aren’t acknowledging the cadaver

Wow what an out of date list. The United Kingdom gets an A-? Damn they’re really circling the drain on this one

I had this happen a while back. It turns out it was bells paulsey and I temporarily lost the ability to close my right eye. When I went to the doctors they told me that getting it seen and treated early is the difference between the eye being knocked out for six months and the eye being knocked out for a few weeks. Go to the doctor

Implement it as a s64 instead of a u64. Ugh, honestly. Back when it was a 32 bit integer it made sense to make it unsigned because we’d have run out of numbers by now otherwise. But as of the advent of 64 bit unix time values there’s really no reason not to implement it as a signed value smh

from a song

My thought process then: Lets get WEIRD!
My thought process now: Where da skirt. Why no skirt to go spinny‽

I repeat, that’s only the big, famous conflicts. Throw in Liberia, Guatamala, The Berlin Blocade and a bunch of other small to medium conflicts and you might hit the full hundred

Lucky them, you look great

War is good for the economy. That’s why America has been at war 56 out of the last 100 years, and that’s only counting the big ones, specifically WWII, Korea, Vietnam and Afghanistan. There are other smaller conflicts. This isn’t news. In fact profit incentive was one of the underlying causes of world war II. Japan was salty because during WWI they had an industry boom and in the intervening years they had a recession.

You all murdered your husbands!

Cracks open a 1930s history book

Uh oh…

Hacker: Skipper
Programmer: Kowalski
Arch User/Gentoo User: Rico
Cat: Private

Don’t worry, we’ll protect you

I use arch btw

I want to send this to my lesbian friend but I don’t want them getting the wrong idea until I figure out whether I’m aromantic or not because hoooo boy would that not be fair on them

The first thing I bought was a skirt from Next. I kinda hate it now. Then I bought a skirt from amazon that was considerably more spinny and also came in pink. Urban CoCo. The fallback for all newly hatched eggs and frankly I think it holds up great. I still get compliments on my Urban CoCo skirts afterall