Donald has only got one ball
Bannon has two but very small
Miller has something similar
And Johnson, he has none at all

Well it is right next to Canada.

Albuquerque?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaahh!!!Real_Monsters(video_game)

Isn’t Taz an illegal immigrant?

“I did not have sexual relations with that timeline.”

So what is it?

There aren’t any Linux phones ready for day-to-day use yet. A delay gives them more time.

Why do things fall?

So they can learn to pick themselves up?

Pamela Anderson’s ex-husband.

Don’t return your shopping carts.

When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - “No, you move.”

Awesome. I keep saying that one of the big gaps in Linux compatibility is older games. Most recent stuff runs without a problem, but stuff from the late '90s and early 2000s often still doesn’t work.

Plus, that stuff often doesn’t work in modern Windows, either, so if they worked in Linux they’d be Linux-exclusive.

Do you like oranges?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dht_3NziwSw

It’s because they’re dirty liberals! And the nice thing about using “liberal” as an insult is that you can claim to be on either end of the political spectrum when you do it, depending on what’s convenient at the time.

I think there was a movie in the '90s or '2000s where people tried to stop a vampire that way, but he counted so insanely fast that it only delayed him for a second or so. Can’t remember the movie, though.

EDIT: Found the clip. Never actually seen the full movie so I don’t know if it’s any good.

In many of the myths, vampires are weaker in daylight but it isn’t fatal.

Tell him to reschedule his date, then. Some things are more important.

https://youtu.be/Decj0Q4a4U4