Why?

Max: “Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice.”

“My darling’s still got all her teeth…”

“There are some problems even a reboot won’t fix.”

Just put them in that other bin labeled “dreams”

Ah, the good old days of browsing the Landover Baptist Church website.

Where you could buy a T-shirt that reads: “STONE DISOBEDIENT CHILDREN.”

Unless the neighborhood is actually paying for a living human to stand guard, it’s just a premium for the illusion of security. They just want to feel like the “others” can’t just waltz in.

Except the Great Lakes are mostly part of America. Lake Michigan is completely inside The United States, so Illinois is nowhere near the Canadian border.

Chicago isn’t a border city, it’s a coastal city.

Funny, I thought it was because Hollywood is plum fucking out of ideas.

Thrawn: “What have you done to my Chimera??”

The nice citizens were helping the lost border agents go back to the FUCKING BORDER!

My mom smiling at everyone as we walk into church immediately after she bent me over her knee in the parking lot for saying I didn’t want to go to church.

It just occurred to me that I’m saying the same thing as OP. We were victims of cultists.

I’m old enough to remember when forging government documents resulted in impeachment.

This is my first time hearing that dolphins reside in lakes. Natural inlet.

Basically, this time, they swam right into a boiling pot.

We are so royally fucked.

Everyone has that one friend who’s boot up screen looked like a dense metropolis.

Waiting for the first nation to label the US Government as a rogue state.

Compared to American news, yeah. :P

“Stay away from me daughter!”

Almost everything at this point.