so like voting for the other guy?

backtick is on my keyboard and used in Markdown

yeah it’s just b2b marketing. Source: I help trucking companies talk to manufacturers about the trucks and trucking services they can use to ship their goods, it’s “demand generation.”

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for me

where’s the lie?

the sketch is about reselling hair serum to bald men, he controls them because he threatens to withhold the serum unless he can dictate their haircuts.

“You plant the seeds, you get to look at the trees!”

SEO isn’t good for SEO since AI. We might be in the death of the search engine.

we are so far from a one world government that this is a very silly concern. Even if every country between the US, Russia and Egypt joined.

There are so many exceptions, exclusions, considerations that its not even equal to a one-European-Government.

thats because it’s about the LA riots.

mildly amusing that the dwarves flee Moria in the 1980s.

removed the skin based on the streamer. Not the skin the streamer owns on their account. Now no-one can play as the character that looks like the streamer.

“never worked so hard in my life” probably equates to roughly half as hard I worked on my paper round at 13

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I mean the classic rebuttal is:

would saying “I only date guys” (/dudes) connotate gender neutral? Same for “That’s a guy.”

It’s “neutral” because it falls prey to the English language issue of having male-oriented terms as the default for people (whereas objects- ships, planes, etc tend to be female)

the puzzles in portal weren’t that hard

fun fact, Jeff Bezo’s biological dad was one of the most well known unicycle-hockey players.

the joke only really works for straight being straight and gay being “not straight” but also everything is above the y axis.

The bisexual one is funny because it doesn’t really make sense, it’s the “broken rule of three” - where the last one doesn’t match the first two, and then the fourth one is just a pun of sorts

but there’s no long-term plan. What do you do when the majority of the people you represent hate your policy? Well there’s reckonings of increasing severity.

Voting is the condom that protects the powerful from the many. If you fuck everyone and raw dog the will of the masses you’re going to get a Society Transmitted Infection