Go Falcons!

It’s called a clit. Women have bodies, get used to it. It’s okay to call things what they are. Enormous clits are just as beautiful.

They will trickle down on you when they feel ready, don’t rush them, they can’t do it with people watching!

Consider trying a different grocery store.

I wish I didn’t struggle to get down a whole bottle of rubbing alcohol. It really is much cheaper, but it tastes awful.

These are just a couple of the savory Nutellas out there. Refried beans, mushy peas, etc…

Nobody ever doubted it.

Some people want robots to have sex with. I’m looking forward to robots who will have sex with each other so that we don’t have to do it anymore.

Thoughts big, words small, I am sad. :(

TIL my muscles have a laudable imagination.

If coach would’ve put me in 4th quarter, we’d have been state champions, no doubt. No doubt in my mind. You better believe things would’ve been different.

The thing is, he’s precisely the kind of insecure shitbag who can appeal to the insecure shitbags who responded so fervently to the current insecure shitbag(s) they elected.

Damn, this one wins, hands down. Glorious.

All people have emotions.

Genius and madness in equal measure.

I want mine still mooing.

And what he’s saying is it’s his life. It’s now or never. No one’s gonna live forever. He just wants to live while he’s alive. It’s. His. Life!

Btw! How has your experience with it been!?