And also somehow just a few years from now at the same time.

Oh please honey, nobody is that straight.

It won’t mess up the taste as long as you run a water cycle or two afterwards.

Time to leverage some mother fucking debt

This made me feel better about my day.

Canada’s independence already angers the US.

I was with you until the not recognizing Jewish gathering places part. There’s like a Jewish Community Center kind of thing less than a mile to me that I probably passed tens of thousands of times in my life and I didn’t realize what it was until a week ago.

I never get socks. I love socks.

That is such an innocuous comment for you to make an entire post about.

Yep

It’s really amazing that no matter who you are if you’re a sexual predator Donald Trump likes you. It’s really unfathomable to me. Like there’s things I like in life, things I can define myself as but it doesn’t mean I like anybody who also likes those things. I can’t imagine having one thing in common with someone being enough to make me like them no matter what. But Donald Trump sees another pedophile and/or rapist and his brain just goes “damn they’re just like me I love them.”

Really scraping the bottom of barrel with this one eh?

I’m constantly ragged on for still calling remote controls “the clicker”.

The thumbnail picture is accurate it’s just that there’s cars illegally parked in the bike lane. The bike Lane is on the far left.

It’s usually what I use the downvote button for. Especially if I’ve seen it recently.

Other than the extremely poor writing in the article?

They invited me to a pool party. When I got there they were baptizing people in the pool. Yeah, stayed for the hot dogs though.

Because he basically says so at every opportunity?

I’m not sure if you understood his point about the first A in ACAB.

Showing up at your local school board or city council meeting and making your voice heard, running for local office, canvassing and campaigning for candidates that share your values, being part of awareness and lobbying campaigns, all of these things? None of them approach the dopamine hit you get from being snarkily superior on the internet. I don’t make the rules.